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Title: Post Your Funniest Jokes
Post by: Hyss Almighty on January 26, 2012, 02:58:06 pm
A teacher asks the class to name things that end with 'tor' that eat things.

The first little boy says, "Alligator."

"Very good, that's a big word.."

The second boy says, "Predator."

"Yes, that's another big word. Well done."

Little Johnny says, "Vibrator."

After nearly falling off her chair, she says, "That is a big word, but it doesn't eat anything.."

"Well my sister has one and she says it eats batteries like there's no tomorrow!"
Title: Post Your Funniest Jokes
Post by: 'PL' on January 26, 2012, 04:17:41 pm
Stickied for most useful source of jokes from ambrosia.

Humans wear sunglasses, sun wears chuckglasses
Title: Post Your Funniest Jokes
Post by: Dragon Skin on January 26, 2012, 07:03:17 pm
When Chuck Norris does pushups, he doesn't push himself up, he pushes the world down

Chuck Norris' tears can cure cancer; too bad he has never cried

[font=\\\"Arial\\\"][size=\\\"3\\\"]If Chuck Norris is late, time better slow the f*ck down[/size][/font]

When Chuck Norris had surgery, the anesthesia was applied to the doctors.

There is no such thing as tornados. Chuck Norris just hates trailer parks.

The Boogeyman checks his closet for Chuck Norris every night.

Chuck Norris turns on a night light when he goes to bed. It's not because he's scared of the dark - it's Because the dark is scared of him.

If you have five dollars and Chuck Norris has five dollars, Chuck Norris has more than you.

[font=\\\"Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif\\\"]Chuck Norris does not hunt because the word hunting implies the probability of failure. Chuck Norris goes killing.[/font]

Some kids piss their names in the snow. Chuck Norris can piss his name in concrete.
Title: Post Your Funniest Jokes
Post by: Hyss Almighty on January 27, 2012, 02:30:09 pm
Why do midgets laugh when they run?




Because the grass tickles their balls
Title: Post Your Funniest Jokes
Post by: testicle man on March 28, 2012, 11:31:41 pm
As an airplane is about to crash, a female passenger jumps up frantically and announces, "If I'm going to die, I want to die feeling like a woman."
She removes all her clothing and asks, "Is there someone on this plane who is man enough to make me feel like a woman?"
A man stands up, removes his shirt and says, "Here, iron this!".
Title: Post Your Funniest Jokes
Post by: 'PL' on March 29, 2012, 12:07:07 pm
"Iron this"

That hit the spot...
Title: Post Your Funniest Jokes
Post by: Alberto on April 09, 2012, 03:11:53 pm
I dont run slow , its the lag :DD
Title: Post Your Funniest Jokes
Post by: Eazy on April 17, 2012, 08:35:21 pm
A man and a woman started to have sex in the middle of a dark forest. After about 15 minutes of it, the man finally gets up and says, "Damn, I wish I had a flashlight!". The woman says, "Me too, you've been eating grass for the past ten minutes!"
Title: Post Your Funniest Jokes
Post by: __Enriko__ on April 17, 2012, 09:05:14 pm
What do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?????









A teacher
Title: Post Your Funniest Jokes
Post by: emeNT // on April 17, 2012, 09:33:28 pm
why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side....

 
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SO FUNNYYY
Title: Post Your Funniest Jokes
Post by: Eazy on April 17, 2012, 09:37:52 pm
Quote from: emeNT // on April 17, 2012, 09:33:28 pm
why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side....


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SO FUNNYYY

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Title: Post Your Funniest Jokes
Post by: ~xeon on April 17, 2012, 09:38:10 pm
tasha = trasha & liam = mail

"When are you going to trash the mail?"

(mail is liam backwards btw)
Title: Post Your Funniest Jokes
Post by: emeNT // on April 17, 2012, 09:39:03 pm
hhahaha, so FUNNY XEON. U GOT SUCH A SENSE OF HUMOURR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!





AHHAHAHAH CANT STOP LAUGHINNN MANNN TOO FUNNY
Title: Post Your Funniest Jokes
Post by: Ceph on April 18, 2012, 08:31:01 am
Quote from: Ceph on February 19, 2012, 01:18:52 am
why did the chicked cross the road? ............ bcoz she wanted to get to KFC :D
Quote from: emeNT // on April 17, 2012, 09:33:28 pm
why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side....


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SO FUNNYYY

-.-
Title: Post Your Funniest Jokes
Post by: emeNT // on April 18, 2012, 04:53:49 pm
my ones more funny, your ones just stupid...
Title: Post Your Funniest Jokes
Post by: MP-5 on April 18, 2012, 04:57:56 pm
There was this guy who had a cool-looking robot that did everything around the house. He cleaned, cooked, and even walked the dogs.
The cool thing was that it could function as a lie detector.

One day, the man's son, Little Johnny, was home late for dinner. The man asked "Why are you late, Johnny?"
"Me and Joseph were studying for a quiz tomorrow," he responded. Just then the robot smacked him in the back of the head to show he was lying.

"What were you really doing?" father asked.
"We watched a funny movie"
Johnny gets smacked again

"OK, we were watching a dirty movie."
The father says "Wasn't that better, Johnny? All you needed to do is tell the truth. That is what I do."

The robot smacks the father's head.
Yhe mother steps in and says "Go easy on him, Danny. After all, he is your son."

The robot then smacks the mother.
Title: Post Your Funniest Jokes
Post by: __Enriko__ on April 18, 2012, 06:49:02 pm
Quote from: MP-5 on April 18, 2012, 04:57:56 pm
There was this guy who had a cool-looking robot that did everything around the house. He cleaned, cooked, and even walked the dogs.
The cool thing was that it could function as a lie detector.

One day, the man's son, Little Johnny, was home late for dinner. The man asked "Why are you late, Johnny?"
"Me and Joseph were studying for a quiz tomorrow," he responded. Just then the robot smacked him in the back of the head to show he was lying.

"What were you really doing?" father asked.
"We watched a funny movie"
Johnny gets smacked again

"OK, we were watching a dirty movie."
The father says "Wasn't that better, Johnny? All you needed to do is tell the truth. That is what I do."

The robot smacks the father's head.
Yhe mother steps in and says "Go easy on him, Danny. After all, he is your son."

The robot then smacks the mother.
Nice one XD XD
Title: Post Your Funniest Jokes
Post by: 'PL' on April 18, 2012, 07:15:13 pm
Quote from: MP-5 on April 18, 2012, 04:57:56 pm
There was this guy who had a cool-looking robot that did everything around the house. He cleaned, cooked, and even walked the dogs.
The cool thing was that it could function as a lie detector.

One day, the man's son, Little Johnny, was home late for dinner. The man asked "Why are you late, Johnny?"
"Me and Joseph were studying for a quiz tomorrow," he responded. Just then the robot smacked him in the back of the head to show he was lying.

"What were you really doing?" father asked.
"We watched a funny movie"
Johnny gets smacked again

"OK, we were watching a dirty movie."
The father says "Wasn't that better, Johnny? All you needed to do is tell the truth. That is what I do."

The robot smacks the father's head.
Yhe mother steps in and says "Go easy on him, Danny. After all, he is your son."

The robot then smacks the mother.
Old joke in a different spotlight
Title: Post Your Funniest Jokes
Post by: MP-5 on April 18, 2012, 07:15:56 pm
Quote from: *PL* on April 18, 2012, 07:15:13 pm
Old joke in a different spotlight

Old but Gold, ehh? :D
Title: Re: Post Your Funniest Jokes
Post by: Eddy Wall-e on June 02, 2012, 01:08:06 pm
so a guy walks in a bar









he orders 2 cokes







the bartender ask to him why do you want 2 cokes?









the man replies :









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Title: Re: Post Your Funniest Jokes
Post by: JnaN- GM? on June 02, 2012, 01:12:56 pm
eddy that was so stupid :D :D i will tell the same stupid joke :

A skeleton walks into a bar and orders a beer and a mop..

al pachino told this joke to johnny depp   :D
Title: Re: Post Your Funniest Jokes
Post by: Eddy Wall-e on June 02, 2012, 01:17:57 pm
Quote from: Got Milk? on June 02, 2012, 01:12:56 pm
eddy that was so stupid :D :D i will tell the same stupid joke :

A skeleton walks into a bar and orders a beer and a mop..

al pachino told this joke to johnny depp   :D
when bell invented the phone , he has 3 missed calls from chuck norris
Title: Re: Post Your Funniest Jokes
Post by: DrDrake on June 02, 2012, 05:26:47 pm
One day an Englishman, a Scotsman, and an Irishman walked into a pub
together.  The proceeded to each buy a pint of Guinness.  Just as they
were about to enjoy their creamy beverage three flies landed in each
of their pints, and were stuck in the thick head.
The Englishman pushed his beer away from him in disgust.
The Scotsman fished the offending fly out of his beer and continued
drinking it as if nothing had happened.
The Irishman too , picked the fly out of his drink, held it out over
the beer and then started yelling "SPIT IT OUT, SPIT IT OUT, YOU
B*STARD!!!!"
Title: Re: Post Your Funniest Jokes
Post by: frOgNN on June 02, 2012, 07:28:52 pm
Chuck Norris and Superman once fought each other on a bet. The loser had to start wearing his underwear on the outside of his pants.
Title: Re: Post Your Funniest Jokes
Post by: Phobos on July 04, 2012, 03:04:37 pm
What did the 5 fingers say to the face?!

what did the five fingers say to the face? (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qPr-xsQvhgw#)
Title: Re: Post Your Funniest Jokes
Post by: Eddy Wall-e on July 18, 2012, 04:26:31 am
haahah
Title: Re: Post Your Funniest Jokes
Post by: juStice`[7] on August 02, 2012, 02:42:29 pm
Megan's father has 4 children:

Tik
Tak
Tok


What is the name of the 4th child ?
Title: Re: Post Your Funniest Jokes
Post by: Eddy Wall-e on August 02, 2012, 03:21:28 pm
Quote from: juStice`[7] on August 02, 2012, 02:42:29 pm
Megan's father has 4 children:

Tik
Tak
Tok


What is the name of the 4th child ?
megan
Title: Re: Post Your Funniest Jokes
Post by: juStice`[7] on August 02, 2012, 04:49:09 pm
There is a man in a house death and there is a knife and a fork beside him and an apple.
What doesnt beats ?
Title: Re: Post Your Funniest Jokes
Post by: Mister on August 07, 2012, 09:22:13 pm
When a star falls humans make a wish when chuck norris falls stars make a wish!

Admit it ! Its very good! :D :D :D
Title: Re: Post Your Funniest Jokes
Post by: `Botlike ? on August 07, 2012, 10:38:57 pm
Mister , you reminded me one Chucky joke :

"Only Chuck Norris can rip off a page from internet !"

lol
Title: Re: Post Your Funniest Jokes
Post by: DrDrake on August 07, 2012, 10:46:55 pm
Chuck Norris has already been to Mars; that's why there are no signs of life.

Once the cop pulled over Chuck Norris....the cop was lucky to leave with a warning.

Chuck Norris once urinated in a semi truck's gas tank as a joke....that truck is now known as Optimus Prime.

 ;D
Title: Re: Post Your Funniest Jokes
Post by: search4blood on August 31, 2012, 05:18:24 pm
Student:Teacher will you punish some1 if he hadn't done anything.

Teacher: NO,never!

Student: Good! bcoz i did not do my homework!

i find this very interesting..
Title: Re: Post Your Funniest Jokes
Post by: RoCk^^ on September 28, 2012, 01:01:50 pm
a kid was crying standing outside his house
a passer by asked:why are you crying?
kid:my parents are fighting inside the house
passer by :who is your father?
kid:that is what the fight is about .
 ;D ;D ;D


another one ????


A man receives a phone call from his doctor.
The doctor says, "I have some good news and some bad news."
The man says, "OK, give me the good news first."
The doctor says, "The good news is, you have 24 hours to live."
The man replies, "Oh no! If that's the good news, then what's the bad news?"
The doctor says, "The bad news is, I forgot to call you yesterday."


more ????


Son: Dad, what is an idiot?
Dad: An idiot is a person who tries to explain his ideas in such a strange and long way that another person who is listening to him can't understand him. Do you understand me?
Son: No.
Title: Re: Post Your Funniest Jokes
Post by: яᴇɢᴀʟᴛᴇʀʀᴏʀ~ on October 11, 2012, 01:27:02 am
Nice 1 rock the first one is the best :)
Title: Re: Post Your Funniest Jokes
Post by: terraboN on October 11, 2012, 08:57:03 am
loooool all these jokes are making me cough with laughter :D :D :D
Good jokes guys

I got a rhyme , the life of a sl*t.

Me no study,
Me no care,
Me just marry a millionare.
If he dies,
I won't cry,
I'll just marry another guy.
Title: Re: Post Your Funniest Jokes
Post by: 'PL' on October 11, 2012, 07:49:00 pm
Quote from: GriM on October 11, 2012, 08:57:03 am
loooool all these jokes are making me cough with laughter :D :D :D
Good jokes guys

I got a rhyme , the life of a sl*t.

Me no study,
Me no care,
Me just marry a millionare.
If he dies,
I won't cry,
I'll just marry another guy.
Sexism D:

Anyways, i got one i actually made: sucks but is true.

I post someeething
Everybody post someeething
I post offtoopic
Everybody post offtoopic
I get a muuute
Everybody says is cuuute

Title: Re: Post Your Funniest Jokes
Post by: RoCk^^ on October 11, 2012, 09:40:50 pm
Quote from: Phobos on July 04, 2012, 03:04:37 pm
What did the 5 fingers say to the face?!

what did the five fingers say to the face? (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qPr-xsQvhgw#)
thats the best
Title: Re: Post Your Funniest Jokes
Post by: terraboN on October 11, 2012, 11:23:53 pm
Not meant to be sexist but just for a laugh for people who know what the joke is about ;P
I have nothing against females.
Title: Re: Post Your Funniest Jokes
Post by: Duke Devlin on November 03, 2012, 03:14:45 am
If a guy from Iceland....
and a girl from Cuba.....
had a baby....



would it be an IceCube...?

 :D
Title: Re: Post Your Funniest Jokes
Post by: Joker` on November 03, 2012, 03:30:27 pm
Hahaha all jokes is funny I can't stop laughing about it all XD
Title: Re: Post Your Funniest Jokes
Post by: SAViZi on November 18, 2012, 01:11:28 pm
I'am always on the first place on de_italy.
(Vs  chickens :)
Title: Re: Post Your Funniest Jokes
Post by: tajski on December 13, 2012, 11:19:17 pm
Knock, knock! Who's there?
Snow
Snow who?
*silence*

BA DUM TSS!
Title: Re: Post Your Funniest Jokes
Post by: DrDrake on December 13, 2012, 11:42:18 pm
A patient(from Iraq)(No Racism) comes to see Doctor for a medical check-up. Doc as always asks a few questions to find out some information about patient, but because of the guy's long hair and funny face he starts asking some other questions.

Doc: Sex?

Patient: Yes!

Doc: No, male or female?

Patient: Oh yes, male and female sometimes camel!

 :D
Title: Re: Post Your Funniest Jokes
Post by: Facebook on December 26, 2012, 10:29:57 am
Once a Girl Went to An Electronic Shop With Anger
&
Threw Her New Laptop On The Desk At A Person From Whom She Bought.
.
.
She Told The Salesman That YouHave Cheated Me,
I Cannot Transfer File From My Previous Laptop..!!
.
.
Salesman : Madam, Can You Please Try In Front Of Me..??
.
This Is What She Did :
.
1) Right Clicked The Mouse On The File Which She Wanted To Transfer&Selected CUT Option.
.
.
2) Disconnected The Mouse FromThat PC.
.
.
3) Took That Mouse Carefully&Connected It To The Other PC Where She Wanted To Copy That File. .
.
.
4) Right Clicked The Mouse&Selected The PASTE Option. . . , . Salesman Died . . ;P ;D
Title: Re: Post Your Funniest Jokes
Post by: DrDrake on December 27, 2012, 01:23:52 pm
Quote from: Facebook on December 26, 2012, 10:29:57 am
Once a Girl Went to An Electronic Shop With Anger
&
Threw Her New Laptop On The Desk At A Person From Whom She Bought.
.
.
She Told The Salesman That YouHave Cheated Me,
I Cannot Transfer File From My Previous Laptop..!!
.
.
Salesman : Madam, Can You Please Try In Front Of Me..??
.
This Is What She Did :
.
1) Right Clicked The Mouse On The File Which She Wanted To Transfer&Selected CUT Option.
.
.
2) Disconnected The Mouse FromThat PC.
.
.
3) Took That Mouse Carefully&Connected It To The Other PC Where She Wanted To Copy That File. .
.
.
4) Right Clicked The Mouse&Selected The PASTE Option. . . , . Salesman Died . . ;P ;D

Haha, nice!  ;D
Title: Re: Post Your Funniest Jokes
Post by: almighty DomiNic on January 01, 2013, 12:57:24 am
1st of Jan 2013, last time i had a shower, it was last year!
Title: Re: Post Your Funniest Jokes
Post by: SAViZi on January 14, 2013, 05:37:51 pm
On "assault" huge hangar
Terror right now will suffice blow.
Counter Savi found a machine gun,
More in a warehouse nobody lives!


The boy played with one hand in Cs. Only runs or shoots on base. :)
Title: Re: Post Your Funniest Jokes
Post by: DrDrake on January 14, 2013, 06:25:09 pm
Quote from: ♚________Šɚʋɨღ on January 14, 2013, 05:37:51 pm
On "assault" huge hangar
Terror right now will suffice blow.
Counter Savi found a machine gun,
More in a warehouse nobody lives!


The boy played with one hand in Cs. Only runs or shoots on base. :)

wth did i just read?  ???
Title: Re: Post Your Funniest Jokes
Post by: I-EKILER on January 14, 2013, 06:27:07 pm
we allowed racist jokes with no intent for racism?
Title: Re: Post Your Funniest Jokes
Post by: Koray on January 15, 2013, 06:26:31 pm
There was a midget in the forest he said hi
































































The end :).
Title: Re: Post Your Funniest Jokes
Post by: SAViZi on January 15, 2013, 07:19:26 pm
Quote from: Revex |Koray010 on January 15, 2013, 06:26:31 pm
There was a midget in the forest he said hi
The end :).
Hmm Not bad. :)
Title: Re: Post Your Funniest Jokes
Post by: Sick Boy! (JiM) on January 19, 2013, 01:29:58 pm
Someone Farted and the other fly :P
Title: Re: Post Your Funniest Jokes
Post by: tajski on January 19, 2013, 01:54:44 pm
Why are mexicans and basketball players alike?

• They both run jump, shoot and steal.

PS: Nothing personal against Mexicans! :D
Title: Re: Post Your Funniest Jokes
Post by: SuperGeent on January 19, 2013, 10:54:41 pm
A teacher asks the pupils some questions like what does chicken give to us - pupils yelled eggs
again the teacher asks what does sheep give - pupils yelled meaat
and in the last question the teacher asks what does cow give- pupils yelled homewoork :D

maybe not funny but its interesting
Title: Re: Post Your Funniest Jokes
Post by: Yuva on January 23, 2013, 04:30:30 am
Women to dentist

Women: Its so painful...Its better to get pregnant than to have a tooth pulled out.

Dentist : Decide now, so I can adjust the chair accordingly :D
Title: Re: Post Your Funniest Jokes
Post by: DrDrake on January 23, 2013, 03:59:04 pm
Do you want to hear a joke?
Rabbit farted...
Do you want to hear a joke?
Title: Re: Post Your Funniest Jokes
Post by: Platypus on January 25, 2013, 05:32:54 pm
Twinkle twinkle little star, I want to hit you with my car.
Title: Re: Post Your Funniest Jokes
Post by: Kinder. on January 26, 2013, 05:28:19 am
Quote from: Platypus on January 25, 2013, 05:32:54 pm
Twinkle twinkle little star, I want to hit you with my car.

Hahaha! Interesting!  :D
Title: Re: Post Your Funniest Jokes
Post by: SAViZi on February 07, 2013, 03:54:58 pm
I am a broccoli, and I resemble a tree.
I am a nut, and I resemble a brain.
I am a mushroom, and I detest it games. -.-
:D
Title: Re: Post Your Funniest Jokes
Post by: Pow on February 09, 2013, 11:00:23 pm
heaven was getting crowded, so to organise everything god only let people who died in a really bad way in.
First person:I was sure my wife was having an affair, so I went home early that day to catch the man. I looked everywhere but I couldn't find him. finally, just when I was about to give up, I found him hanging off the balcony. I quickly  grabbed my hammer and started hitting his fingers. he fell, but landed on some bushes. I went and grabbed my fridge and dropped it on him. he died but I also died because of a mini heart attack from all the strain.
God thought this was pretty bad and let him through.
God:how did you die?
Second person: I am an acrobatic. so I was doing my usual stunt when my ankle twisted and I fell. luckily I grabbed the balcony of an apparent below. suddenly, this crazy maniac got out his hammer and started hitting my fingers. I let go and luckily fell on some bushes. but than he dropped a fridge on me.
God Laughed and let him through. he thought this work wasn't so bad.
God: how did you die?
Third person: ok, picture this. I am naked and inside a fridge...
Title: Re: Post Your Funniest Jokes
Post by: Ray on February 09, 2013, 11:45:56 pm
A stupid girl wanted to suicide .. Someone asked her : No why are you suiciding ??
She said : because I'm stupid
He said : I'll ask a question .. If you answer correctly then you're not stupid.
She said : Ok!
He said: what's the thing that is white from outside and yellow from the inside?
She said : I don't know , what ?
He said : an egg
She said : see ? I'm stupid I'm suiciding!
He said : no no .. Let me ask another one
She said: ok
He said: name me 2 thing that are white from the outside and yellow from the inside !
She said: I don't know ..
He said : 2 eggs
She said : see ??
He said : last try, what's the colour of the sky ??
She said : 3 eggs ?
He said : god be with you
Title: Re: Post Your Funniest Jokes
Post by: Pow on February 10, 2013, 12:45:47 pm

[She said : 3 eggs ?
He said : god be with you]

lmao xD
Title: Re: Post Your Funniest Jokes
Post by: Jonathan on March 25, 2013, 07:14:51 pm
Eli's Dirty Jokes - Episode 22 - Sunset Island (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vx09K1ovK60#ws)
Title: Re: Post Your Funniest Jokes
Post by: Koray on May 07, 2013, 04:13:20 pm
Quote from: JohN Max on March 25, 2013, 07:14:51 pm
Eli's Dirty Jokes - Episode 22 - Sunset Island (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vx09K1ovK60#ws)

1 word :
LOL
Title: Re: Post Your Funniest Jokes
Post by: SAViZi on May 07, 2013, 08:43:08 pm
Joker has a joke about batman & joker, Joker joked with his jokes all the time when Joker fought with batman, but when Joker was caught by batman he said his last joke:"Joker will be back and Joker will joke again and again"
(Rofl)
Joke made by Joker
Title: Re: Post Your Funniest Jokes
Post by: Pim on May 18, 2013, 01:07:31 am
Pewdiepie's Good Inspirational life lesson Speech (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S2lC9RUO4Ks#ws)

i will :DDDD
Title: Re: Post Your Funniest Jokes
Post by: Koray on June 18, 2013, 09:35:51 am
Quote from: Pim on May 18, 2013, 01:07:31 am
Pewdiepie's Good Inspirational life lesson Speech (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S2lC9RUO4Ks#ws)

i will :DDDD
This guy inspired me alot inreal life lol to be happy and shit i love his vids and dont be sad just be the best goddamn brocolli you ever could be guys !
Title: Re: Post Your Funniest Jokes
Post by: Ray on June 18, 2013, 06:24:01 pm
Here's a funny joke ..

I'm in my final exams of the year .. I finish on friday ..
And I'm playing on PC + phone. :D
And tomorrow+friday exams :D
Title: Re: Post Your Funniest Jokes
Post by: Byako on July 03, 2013, 05:19:47 pm
Quote from: Ray on February 09, 2013, 11:45:56 pm
A stupid girl wanted to suicide .. Someone asked her : No why are you suiciding ??
She said : because I'm stupid
He said : I'll ask a question .. If you answer correctly then you're not stupid.
She said : Ok!
He said: what's the thing that is white from outside and yellow from the inside?
She said : I don't know , what ?
He said : an egg
She said : see ? I'm stupid I'm suiciding!
He said : no no .. Let me ask another one
She said: ok
He said: name me 2 thing that are white from the outside and yellow from the inside !
She said: I don't know ..
He said : 2 eggs
She said : see ??
He said : last try, what's the colour of the sky ??
She said : 3 eggs ?
He said : god be with you
AAAAAAhahahahahaha now this is worth reading, made my day.
Title: Re: Post Your Funniest Jokes
Post by: SAViZi on October 01, 2013, 09:18:04 pm
任何誰讀這個笑話
任何人誰需要認真
有一個愉快的一天。:D
Title: Re: Post Your Funniest Jokes
Post by: RoCk^^ on October 03, 2013, 10:42:14 pm
Quote from: Levis|| on October 01, 2013, 09:18:04 pm
任何誰讀這個笑話
任何人誰需要認真
有一個愉快的一天。:D
have a nice day as well levis
Title: Re: Post Your Funniest Jokes
Post by: Headshot-X on October 03, 2013, 10:50:22 pm
Heres one, i tryed to drift whit Renoks car. (http://img41.imageshack.us/img41/1650/volp.jpg) (http://imageshack.us/photo/my-images/41/volp.jpg/)

Done.
Title: Re: Post Your Funniest Jokes
Post by: Supplicium# on October 29, 2013, 07:14:21 pm
Mom: what time is it son?
Me: Ni shuo putonghua haishi guang dong hua?
Mom: WHAT?
Me: Ni shuo putonghua haishi guang dong hua?!

Epic :D
Title: Re: Post Your Funniest Jokes
Post by: ==>Don$N(+)P3R==> NinjaWaft# on October 29, 2013, 07:15:56 pm
How Does Justin Bieber Removes The C*nd*m ?
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He Farts :D
Title: Re: Post Your Funniest Jokes
Post by: .-Fe[L]iX~onFir[E]:3 on December 05, 2013, 10:01:15 pm
somebody went to sleep late he saw the dream started :D
Title: Re: Post Your Funniest Jokes
Post by: Santa on January 13, 2014, 10:07:15 am
Quote from: WwD~> | Don$N(+)P3R | on October 29, 2013, 07:15:56 pm
How Does Justin Bieber Removes The C*nd*m ?
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He Farts :D

i can see why people are jealous of justin. I mean, who wouldn't be? He is extremely lucky. But he worked hard to get to where he is now. And if you are jealous of him, shouldn't you be out living your own life and chase your own dreams instead of hating on him? That certainly won't take you anywhere.

So in the end this is a comedy corner so im not ganna turn this into a serious conversation, just want you to know that, justin owned a movie on the age of 16 and got over a 75 reward at the same age, i just want you to know that u dont have to insult him, and u also dont have to love him, just respect people who did help much in this life and did great things, he saved millions of lives and he have to be thanked and not insulted !

well i know you maybe didn't mean anything , you may tell me that its just a joke, but trust me if you did this joke once you may had done it many times !
Title: Re: Post Your Funniest Jokes
Post by: Ray on January 13, 2014, 10:21:00 am
Quote from: Santa on January 13, 2014, 10:07:15 am
Quote from: WwD~> | Don$N(+)P3R | on October 29, 2013, 07:15:56 pm
How Does Justin Bieber Removes The C*nd*m ?
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He Farts :D

i can see why people are jealous of justin. I mean, who wouldn't be? He is extremely lucky. But he worked hard to get to where he is now. And if you are jealous of him, shouldn't you be out living your own life and chase your own dreams instead of hating on him? That certainly won't take you anywhere.

So in the end this is a comedy corner so im not ganna turn this into a serious conversation, just want you to know that, justin owned a movie on the age of 16 and got over a 75 reward at the same age, i just want you to know that u dont have to insult him, and u also dont have to love him, just respect people who did help much in this life and did great things, he saved millions of lives and he have to be thanked and not insulted !

well i know you maybe didn't mean anything , you may tell me that its just a joke, but trust me if you did this joke once you may had done it many times !

Jealous yes .. you got me :(
i want to be called "p*ssy" but over 7 million person around the world ... i'm so jealous
Title: Re: Post Your Funniest Jokes
Post by: thEnd on January 13, 2014, 11:50:25 am
Quote from: Ray on January 13, 2014, 10:21:00 am
Quote from: Santa on January 13, 2014, 10:07:15 am
Quote from: WwD~> | Don$N(+)P3R | on October 29, 2013, 07:15:56 pm
How Does Justin Bieber Removes The C*nd*m ?
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He Farts :D

i can see why people are jealous of justin. I mean, who wouldn't be? He is extremely lucky. But he worked hard to get to where he is now. And if you are jealous of him, shouldn't you be out living your own life and chase your own dreams instead of hating on him? That certainly won't take you anywhere.

So in the end this is a comedy corner so im not ganna turn this into a serious conversation, just want you to know that, justin owned a movie on the age of 16 and got over a 75 reward at the same age, i just want you to know that u dont have to insult him, and u also dont have to love him, just respect people who did help much in this life and did great things, he saved millions of lives and he have to be thanked and not insulted !

well i know you maybe didn't mean anything , you may tell me that its just a joke, but trust me if you did this joke once you may had done it many times !

Jealous yes .. you got me :(
i want to be called "p*ssy" but over 7 million person around the world ... i'm so jealous

He earns a week more than will a lifetime :D

You have a choice to keep your pride and be poor or swallow it and get some money.. It applies not only in music industry..  Then bigger the amount the money, then more you need lock your core of values into "golden cage"...
Title: Re: Post Your Funniest Jokes
Post by: Malik~ on June 18, 2014, 04:19:51 am
I rang up British Telecom, I said, ''I want to report a nuisance caller'', he said ''Not you again''. 
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A sandwich walks into a bar. The barman says ''Sorry we don't serve food in here''
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I went to the Doctors the other day, and he said, 'Go to Bournemouth, it's great for flu'. So I went  -  and I got it.
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Police: where do u live?
Me: with my parents
Police: where does ur parents live?
Me: with me
Police: where do u all live?
Me: together
Police: where is ur house?
Me: next to my neighbors house
Police: where is your neighbors house?
Me: if i tell you u wont believe me.
Police: tell me
Me: next to my house
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I was in in the public restroom
I was barely sitting down when I heard a voice in the other stall:
"Hi, how are you?"
Me: (embarrassed) "Doin' fine!"
Stall: "So what are you up to?"
Me: "Uhhh, I'm like you, just sitting here."
Stall: "Can I come over?"
Me: (attitude) "No, I'm a little busy right now!!"
Stall: "Listen, I'll have to call you back. There's an idiot in the other stall who keeps answering all my questions!
Title: Re: Post Your Funniest Jokes
Post by: Ray on June 18, 2014, 05:06:55 am
Quote from: |SG|~Taha on June 18, 2014, 04:19:51 am
I rang up British Telecom, I said, ''I want to report a nuisance caller'', he said ''Not you again''. 
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A sandwich walks into a bar. The barman says ''Sorry we don't serve food in here''
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I went to the Doctors the other day, and he said, 'Go to Bournemouth, it's great for flu'. So I went  -  and I got it.
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Police: where do u live?
Me: with my parents
Police: where does ur parents live?
Me: with me
Police: where do u all live?
Me: together
Police: where is ur house?
Me: next to my neighbors house
Police: where is your neighbors house?
Me: if i tell you u wont believe me.
Police: tell me
Me: next to my house
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I was in in the public restroom
I was barely sitting down when I heard a voice in the other stall:
"Hi, how are you?"
Me: (embarrassed) "Doin' fine!"
Stall: "So what are you up to?"
Me: "Uhhh, I'm like you, just sitting here."
Stall: "Can I come over?"
Me: (attitude) "No, I'm a little busy right now!!"
Stall: "Listen, I'll have to call you back. There's an idiot in the other stall who keeps answering all my questions!
I'll tell you what to do, but you will have to ask NO questions at all to complete the mission !
First of all, find the nearest window. Second of all, dive outside while singing Happy (pharell williams).
Title: Re: Post Your Funniest Jokes
Post by: Ray on October 18, 2014, 10:44:56 pm
Some people will consider it a spam to post it there..
So i decided to post it here...

here's a funny joke : http://www.ambrosia-servers.eu/community/index.php?topic=28883.0;topicseen (http://www.ambrosia-servers.eu/community/index.php?topic=28883.0;topicseen)
Title: Re: Post Your Funniest Jokes
Post by: Santa on October 19, 2014, 01:11:31 am
Quote from: thEnd on January 13, 2014, 11:50:25 am
Quote from: Ray on January 13, 2014, 10:21:00 am
Quote from: Santa on January 13, 2014, 10:07:15 am
Quote from: WwD~> | Don$N(+)P3R | on October 29, 2013, 07:15:56 pm
How Does Justin Bieber Removes The C*nd*m ?
-
-
He Farts :D

i can see why people are jealous of justin. I mean, who wouldn't be? He is extremely lucky. But he worked hard to get to where he is now. And if you are jealous of him, shouldn't you be out living your own life and chase your own dreams instead of hating on him? That certainly won't take you anywhere.

So in the end this is a comedy corner so im not ganna turn this into a serious conversation, just want you to know that, justin owned a movie on the age of 16 and got over a 75 reward at the same age, i just want you to know that u dont have to insult him, and u also dont have to love him, just respect people who did help much in this life and did great things, he saved millions of lives and he have to be thanked and not insulted !

well i know you maybe didn't mean anything , you may tell me that its just a joke, but trust me if you did this joke once you may had done it many times !

Jealous yes .. you got me :(
i want to be called "p*ssy" but over 7 million person around the world ... i'm so jealous

He earns a week more than will a lifetime :D

You have a choice to keep your pride and be poor or swallow it and get some money.. It applies not only in music industry..  Then bigger the amount the money, then more you need lock your core of values into "golden cage"...

omg did i wrote this??, my whole point of view has now changed, how gay i was, i admit ! @Ray you should have been more altruistic :D
and i also admit that now justin dont worth a shit !

Title: Re: Post Your Funniest Jokes
Post by: Zizu~ on November 17, 2014, 04:12:27 pm
So there were 2 grandmas walking down the street, and than they forgot to breath and died!  :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o
its such a dumb joke just like it please
Title: Re: Post Your Funniest Jokes
Post by: Kiricocom on November 17, 2014, 04:16:16 pm
Quote from: ZizuFTW on November 17, 2014, 04:12:27 pm
So there were 2 grandmas walking down the street, and than they forgot to breath and died!  :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o
its such a dumb joke just like it please

HAHAHAHA, I iz laugh so hard....NOOOOOOOT

you wanna know a real joke? here it is! why did the girl fall over the swing? because she was messing hehehehe
Title: Re: Post Your Funniest Jokes
Post by: Zizu~ on November 17, 2014, 04:26:49 pm
Quote from: Kiricocom on November 17, 2014, 04:16:16 pm
Quote from: ZizuFTW on November 17, 2014, 04:12:27 pm
So there were 2 grandmas walking down the street, and than they forgot to breath and died!  :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o
its such a dumb joke just like it please

HAHAHAHA, I iz laugh so hard....NOOOOOOOT

you wanna know a real joke? here it is! why did the girl fall over the swing? because she was messing hehehehe

Now that is just bad. and pls stop hatin :(
Title: Re: Post Your Funniest Jokes
Post by: Kiricocom on November 20, 2014, 04:12:15 pm
Quote from: ZizuFTW on November 17, 2014, 04:26:49 pm
Quote from: Kiricocom on November 17, 2014, 04:16:16 pm
Quote from: ZizuFTW on November 17, 2014, 04:12:27 pm
So there were 2 grandmas walking down the street, and than they forgot to breath and died!  :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o
its such a dumb joke just like it please

HAHAHAHA, I iz laugh so hard....NOOOOOOOT

you wanna know a real joke? here it is! why did the girl fall over the swing? because she was messing hehehehe

nah,not hating.

Now that is just bad. and pls stop hatin :(
Title: Re: Post Your Funniest Jokes
Post by: Pringles on March 10, 2015, 09:48:52 pm
I was offered sex today, with a 21 year old girl. In exchange for that, I was supposed to advertise some kind of bathroom cleaner to my friends. Of course I declined because I am a person of high moral standards with a strong willpower. Just as strong as Ajax, the super strong bathroom cleaner. Now available scented with lemon or vanilla.
Title: Re: Post Your Funniest Jokes
Post by: Panasonic~ on March 11, 2015, 08:17:18 am
Sanji: There are only four directions.
Zoro: No, there are six.
Everybody: Huh?!!!!!
Ussop: Wait guys, Zoro is right. He's one step ahead of us. Aside from north, south, east, and west, he included "above" and "below" so it became six. Zoro is thinking in terms of our 3 dimensional world, and not like when you only consider a 2D map. Awesome Zoro!
Zoro: No, I think they're north, south, west, east, front, and back.
@ReFresh  :D
Title: Re: Post Your Funniest Jokes
Post by: SilverQuick on March 11, 2015, 08:37:58 am
Mother: "Come on, Victor, you have to get out of bed or you'll be late for school."

Victor: "Mom, do I have to? All the teachers hate me, and all the students hate me, too."

Mother: "Yes, you do."

Victor: "Give me one good reason."

Mother: "Because you're 34 years old, and you're the principal."
Title: Re: Post Your Funniest Jokes
Post by: thEnd on May 03, 2015, 05:34:34 pm
Rambaten is supreme!
Title: Re: Post Your Funniest Jokes
Post by: Fisu on May 04, 2015, 08:56:43 am
Police: "KNOCK KNOCK"
Me: Whos there?
Police: It's the Police open the door
Me: What do you want from me?
Police: We just wanna talk.
Me: How many of you are there?
Police: 2
Me: then talk to yourself

Either laugh, or like the joke. ffs.
Title: Re: Post Your Funniest Jokes
Post by: RAMBATEN on May 09, 2015, 05:05:31 pm
Quote
Quote from: tαshαღ on May 26, 2014, 07:04:19 PM
Quote from: RAMBATEN on May 26, 2014, 06:51:03 PM
Sammi & Tasha ...<3 my *******

excuse me???

Hahaha..Tasha Natasha still alive?  Hmm I haven't see you for years.  This is epic and ts3 was even more. .
Title: Re: Post Your Funniest Jokes
Post by: header on May 10, 2015, 01:32:57 am
A man walks into a bar

ouch.
Title: Re: Post Your Funniest Jokes
Post by: supertomi on May 18, 2015, 10:05:46 am
Your mom is so fat, when she joined the jailbreak server, it went full

Yo mama so fat, when the commander in Jailbreak told her to jump, the server crashed. :D
Title: Re: Post Your Funniest Jokes
Post by: LoTT on October 04, 2015, 10:57:56 pm
  Blonde and Tv's

Once upon a time there was a blonde and she went inside a shop and asked the Man there  how much this television costs?
Man: We dont sell these things to a blonde.
She says ok and goes back home and changes the colour of her hairs to Black and goes again to the Shop and asks the same things ,how much this tv  costs?
Man:  We dont sell these things to a blonde.
She goes back home and thinks that how did he know that she was blonde, she desides to change her hair colour to pink and goes again to the shop and asks the same thing.
Man says again the we dont sell these things to a blonde. She gets nervous and says to him : How that's possible, how the hell do you know that I am a blonde?
the man replies: Because this is a microwave :D
Title: Re: Post Your Funniest Jokes
Post by: Bess on October 04, 2015, 11:03:03 pm
Yo mama is so fat, when I kill her on CS, I get the ace :D
Title: Re: Post Your Funniest Jokes
Post by: Red Wolf on October 06, 2015, 03:26:14 pm
Yo mama is so fat that when she jumped in the pool, they found water in mars.
Title: Re: Post Your Funniest Jokes
Post by: Pringles on October 08, 2015, 12:40:14 am
I wanted to make a joke about unemployed people but it doesn't work.

I've been trying to create a website for women drivers, but it keeps crashing.
Title: Re: Post Your Funniest Jokes
Post by: BADMAN on October 18, 2015, 11:33:25 am
I failed biology test because , apparently , "black people" wasnt acceptable awnser for "what's found in cells" :(
Title: Re: Post Your Funniest Jokes
Post by: Drunky on October 18, 2015, 01:23:11 pm
Yo mama so fat, everytime she walks she does the harlem shake.


Title: Re: Post Your Funniest Jokes
Post by: FabiaNNN. on November 08, 2015, 03:23:15 am
Yo mama is soo ugly she tried to join tourenament of ugly ppl .. They said sorry no professionels
Title: Re: Post Your Funniest Jokes
Post by: Pringles on December 03, 2015, 07:37:17 am
Why did Adele cross the road? To say hello from the other side.
Title: Re: Post Your Funniest Jokes
Post by: Alberto on December 03, 2015, 04:21:57 pm
Isaw it in a talent day but sadly i dont remember the member who said this joke but i will post it:

"Yo mamma is so POOR that she cannot PAY attention  :D
Title: Re: Post Your Funniest Jokes
Post by: Drunky on December 06, 2015, 04:25:34 pm
Yo mama so dumb she stood on a chair to raise her IQ. :D
Title: Re: Post Your Funniest Jokes
Post by: Pringles on December 10, 2015, 01:10:17 pm
How did Harry Potter get down the hill?

Walking.

Jk Rowling :D
Title: Re: Post Your Funniest Jokes
Post by: Lagger on December 27, 2015, 11:01:44 pm
The list of the best footballers in this decade:
.
Aubameyang
.
Nani
.
Doumbia
.
Harry Kane
.
Ivan Rakitic
.
Sergio Aguero
.
Nolito
.
Aaron Ramsey
.
Matuidi
.
Eto'o
.
Iniesta
.
Shweinstiger
.
Jamie Vardy
.
Olivier Giroud
.
Herrera
.
Nolito
.
Cristiano Ronaldo
.
Eden Hazard
.
Nacho
.
Azpilicueta.
.
Just Kidding! Read the first letter in each name
Title: Re: Post Your Funniest Jokes
Post by: supertomi on December 30, 2015, 05:08:58 pm
Why is Ed Single?... Because Sheeran away...
Title: Re: Post Your Funniest Jokes
Post by: Red Wolf on December 30, 2015, 09:14:19 pm
Wife and husband have a fight. Then the wife says:
-Im going to my mother
Then husband starts packing his clothes and his wife asks:
-Where are you going?
-To my mother
-And who is going to stay with children?
-They will also go to their mother.
Title: Re: Post Your Funniest Jokes
Post by: Lagger on January 11, 2016, 08:32:43 pm
An engineer went to police station for filing report for his missing wife.
Engineer : I lost my wife ,she went for shopping and still not reached home yet.
Inspector : What is her height?
Engineer : I never noticed.
Inspector: Slim or healthy?
Engineer : Not slim can be healthy.
Inspector : Colour of her eyes?
Engineer : Never noticed.
Inspector : Colour of hair.
Engineer : Changes according to season.
Inspector : What was she wearing?
Engineer : Saree/Churidar/Salwar/Kurta I don’t remember exactly.
Inspector : Was she going in a car?
Engineer : Yes.
Inspector : Tell me the number ,name and color of the car.
Engineer : Black Audi A8 with Supercharged 3.0 liter V6 engine
generating 333 horse power teamed with an eight- speed tiptronic automatic transmission with manual mode.
And it has full LED headlights, which use light emitting diodes for all light functions and
has a very thin scratch on the front left door...
And then the engineer started crying
Inspector: Don't worry sir, we will find your car...
Title: Re: Post Your Funniest Jokes
Post by: Red Wolf on January 11, 2016, 09:06:45 pm
Quote from: Lagger on January 11, 2016, 08:32:43 pm
An engineer went to police station for filing report for his missing wife.
Engineer : I lost my wife ,she went for shopping and still not reached home yet.
Inspector : What is her height?
Engineer : I never noticed.
Inspector: Slim or healthy?
Engineer : Not slim can be healthy.
Inspector : Colour of her eyes?
Engineer : Never noticed.
Inspector : Colour of hair.
Engineer : Changes according to season.
Inspector : What was she wearing?
Engineer : Saree/Churidar/Salwar/Kurta I don’t remember exactly.
Inspector : Was she going in a car?
Engineer : Yes.
Inspector : Tell me the number ,name and color of the car.
Engineer : Black Audi A8 with Supercharged 3.0 liter V6 engine
generating 333 horse power teamed with an eight- speed tiptronic automatic transmission with manual mode.
And it has full LED headlights, which use light emitting diodes for all light functions and
has a very thin scratch on the front left door...
And then the engineer started crying
Inspector: Don't worry sir, we will find your car...
same as me when asked to write an essay about alcohol vs writing about PC parts :D
Title: Re: Post Your Funniest Jokes
Post by: Pringles on January 23, 2016, 10:22:22 pm
Wife: "Our new neighbor always kisses his wife when he leaves for work. Why don't you do that?"
Husband: "How can I? I don't even know her."
Title: Re: Post Your Funniest Jokes
Post by: DrDrake on February 18, 2016, 12:42:57 pm
yo mama is so fat that she wakes up in sections
Title: Re: Post Your Funniest Jokes
Post by: thEnd on February 28, 2016, 08:46:11 pm
Quote from: thEnd on May 03, 2015, 05:34:34 pm
Rambaten is supreme!


nothing has changed, i still found this funny xD
Title: Re: Post Your Funniest Jokes
Post by: Kristina' on February 29, 2016, 03:59:56 pm
Woman : If u only lived 30 mins , what would you do?
Man: Sex with you
Woman : And the other 29 mins? ..
 ::) :D
Title: Re: Post Your Funniest Jokes
Post by: a[Y]mEn -,- on February 29, 2016, 04:37:24 pm
Quote from: Kristina' on February 29, 2016, 03:59:56 pm
Woman : If u only lived 30 mins , what would you do?
Man: Sex with you
Woman : And the other 29 mins? ..
 ::) :D

old people took long time to fnish  :D
Title: Re: Post Your Funniest Jokes
Post by: supertomi on March 05, 2016, 10:44:41 am
- Damn girl are you sitting on an F5 key? Because that ass is refreshing

- Rupert are you a software update? Because not right now
Title: Re: Post Your Funniest Jokes
Post by: thEnd on May 18, 2016, 11:57:40 pm
Refreshica moderated hahaha :P

Rambo is still supreme :D

Title: Re: Post Your Funniest Jokes
Post by: Red Mist on May 19, 2016, 09:50:24 am
 

Lol
Title: Re: Post Your Funniest Jokes
Post by: silex™ on May 19, 2016, 10:32:37 am
I can't see the name properly who is that ?.
Title: Re: Post Your Funniest Jokes
Post by: SilverQuick on May 19, 2016, 10:55:25 am
Quote from: silex™ on May 19, 2016, 10:32:37 am
I can't see the name properly who is that ?.
No need for that because it's made.
Title: Re: Post Your Funniest Jokes
Post by: Pim on May 19, 2016, 11:29:40 am
Hey girl wanna go for a pizza and sex at my place?
What??? No!?
Oh... You don't like pizza?
Title: Re: Post Your Funniest Jokes
Post by: thEnd on May 26, 2016, 11:08:19 am
Quote from: ś ɉ ȴ ѵ έ ɾ Ǫ ύ ɉ č Ҟ ツ on May 19, 2016, 10:55:25 am
No need for that because it's made.

Made what lol :D

If I'm correct it's elmb oldschool. About 5-6 years ago.

Ambrosia altogether had quite few cheating admins, but they were busted buy fellow admin team.. gg old times..
Title: Re: Post Your Funniest Jokes
Post by: SilverQuick on May 26, 2016, 02:37:40 pm
Quote from: thEnd on May 26, 2016, 11:08:19 am
Made what lol :D

If I'm correct it's elmb oldschool. About 5-6 years ago.

Ambrosia altogether had quite few cheating admins, but they were busted buy fellow admin team.. gg old times..
The one silex asked for his nick lmao
Title: Re: Post Your Funniest Jokes
Post by: thEnd on May 26, 2016, 02:50:31 pm
And I gave an answer,

What made what lolmao?
Title: Re: Post Your Funniest Jokes
Post by: Pringles on July 26, 2016, 12:54:15 pm

My neighborhood kid swallowed my memory card and he's been singing all the songs stored in it for two days. I hope he doesn't reach the Videos section.


Cock and cat were crossing a bridge. Cat slips and falls into river. Cock can't stop laughing. Moral of the story? Wherever there is a wet pussy, there's a happy cock.


Spell me
Girl: M E
ME: you forgot D
Girl: but there's no D in Me
Me: not yet
*evil smile*


What's 6 inches long, 2 inches wide and drives women wild?

A $100 bill!


I knew my girl was cheating on me when she said she's at the mall with Kristy, while Kristy was laying next to me.


Boy: what do you want to eat?
Girl: anything.
Boy: fast food
Girl: don't want, too oily
Boy: Chinese food
Girl: don't want, yesterday we had Chinese food
Boy: western food
Girl: don't want,
Boy: then what you want?
Girl: Anything.


What is the difference between feminism and a bullet ?? The bullet has a point.


A husband and wife were about to divorce.
The judge said how are you gonna divide your 3 kids?
They said we will make 1 more and come back.
They had twins.


How do you make a fish blind? Remove the "i".


I want to watch a good movie with my girlfriend. Could you guys recommend me some good girlfriends?


I have a joke about peanut butter, but I don't want it to spread.


A Koala bear walks into a bar, sits down and orders a BLT sandwich. The Koala eats the BLT sandwich, gets up, spins around, pulls a pistol out of his pouch, shoots the piano player, and proceeds to walk out of the bar. The bartender, in shock, shouts to the Koala, "Hey, who do you think you are, you ate my sandwich and shot my piano player, and just where do you think you're going!?" The Koala replies, "Hey, I'm a Koala. Look it up." The frustrated bartender pulls out a dictionary from behind the bar and looks up Koala: The dictionary said "n. a marsupial that eats shoots and leaves."

Title: Re: Post Your Funniest Jokes
Post by: SuperGeent on August 28, 2016, 08:09:56 pm
Once upon a time ..a small boy named Basheer lived in a tiny Moroccan village. All his classmates hated him for his stupidity especially his teacher
who was always yelling at him "you are driving me crazy Basheer"...
One day his mother went to check out how he is doing at school and the teacher told her honestly that her son is simply a disaster,
getting very low marks and never had she seen such a dumb boy in her whole career...
The mother could not accept such a feed back and she took her son out from that school. she even shifted to another city ...
25 years later, that teacher got a cardio disorder and all the doctors have advised her to go for an open heart operation which only one surgeon could perform..
Left with no other choice she did it and the surgery was successful ...when she opened her eyes, she saw a handsome doctor smiling to her, being under
anesthesia effect, she wanted to thank him but could not talk, in turn, he was staring at her face which started turning blue, she was raising her hand
trying to tell him some thing but in vain and eventually died...
The doctor was shocked and was trying to understand what just happened, till he turned back and saw our
friend Basheer working as a cleaner in that hospital who unplugged the ventilator to connect his vacuum cleaner......

If you were thinking that Basheer became a doctor, its because you have been watching too many Indian movies, serials or have read too many motivational foward messages...
Title: Re: Post Your Funniest Jokes
Post by: Red Wolf on August 28, 2016, 09:25:16 pm
Quote from: gkkkkk on August 28, 2016, 08:09:56 pm
Once upon a time ..a small boy named Basheer lived in a tiny Moroccan village. All his classmates hated him for his stupidity especially his teacher
who was always yelling at him "you are driving me crazy Basheer"...
One day his mother went to check out how he is doing at school and the teacher told her honestly that her son is simply a disaster,
getting very low marks and never had she seen such a dumb boy in her whole career...
The mother could not accept such a feed back and she took her son out from that school. she even shifted to another city ...
25 years later, that teacher got a cardio disorder and all the doctors have advised her to go for an open heart operation which only one surgeon could perform..
Left with no other choice she did it and the surgery was successful ...when she opened her eyes, she saw a handsome doctor smiling to her, being under
anesthesia effect, she wanted to thank him but could not talk, in turn, he was staring at her face which started turning blue, she was raising her hand
trying to tell him some thing but in vain and eventually died...
The doctor was shocked and was trying to understand what just happened, till he turned back and saw our
friend Basheer working as a cleaner in that hospital who unplugged the ventilator to connect his vacuum cleaner......

If you were thinking that Basheer became a doctor, its because you have been watching too many Indian movies, serials or have read too many motivational foward messages...

Loooooooooooooool that is fuuuuuuckin hilarious. LOOL.
Title: Re: Post Your Funniest Jokes
Post by: SilverQuick on August 29, 2016, 01:55:02 am
Quote from: gkkkkk on August 28, 2016, 08:09:56 pm
Once upon a time ..a small boy named Basheer lived in a tiny Moroccan village. All his classmates hated him for his stupidity especially his teacher
who was always yelling at him "you are driving me crazy Basheer"...
One day his mother went to check out how he is doing at school and the teacher told her honestly that her son is simply a disaster,
getting very low marks and never had she seen such a dumb boy in her whole career...
The mother could not accept such a feed back and she took her son out from that school. she even shifted to another city ...
25 years later, that teacher got a cardio disorder and all the doctors have advised her to go for an open heart operation which only one surgeon could perform..
Left with no other choice she did it and the surgery was successful ...when she opened her eyes, she saw a handsome doctor smiling to her, being under
anesthesia effect, she wanted to thank him but could not talk, in turn, he was staring at her face which started turning blue, she was raising her hand
trying to tell him some thing but in vain and eventually died...
The doctor was shocked and was trying to understand what just happened, till he turned back and saw our
friend Basheer working as a cleaner in that hospital who unplugged the ventilator to connect his vacuum cleaner......

If you were thinking that Basheer became a doctor, its because you have been watching too many Indian movies, serials or have read too many motivational foward messages...
LMAO!
Title: Re: Post Your Funniest Jokes
Post by: Frank on August 29, 2016, 11:12:30 am
If Africa had nearly enough mosquito nets we could be saving millions
of mosquitoes dying needlessly of AIDS.
Title: Re: Post Your Funniest Jokes
Post by: Bess on August 29, 2016, 11:40:38 am
*notices the bottom fragger in mm has 0 kills after 7-8 rounds* "I'd say you're cancer, but cancer actually kills"
Title: Re: Post Your Funniest Jokes
Post by: Lagger on April 30, 2017, 11:17:29 pm
Ambrosia went from organizing CS:GO tournaments
























To this https://www.ambrosia-servers.com/community/minecraft/index.php?topic=37728
Title: Re: Post Your Funniest Jokes
Post by: Andrew` on April 30, 2017, 11:21:52 pm
Quote from: Lagger on April 30, 2017, 11:17:29 pm
Ambrosia went from organizing CS:GO tournaments
























To this https://www.ambrosia-servers.com/community/minecraft/index.php?topic=37728
??
Title: Re: Post Your Funniest Jokes
Post by: Frank on May 03, 2017, 08:05:40 am
If Africa had nearly enough mosquito nets we could be saving millions of mosquitoes
dying needlessly of AIDS.
Title: Re: Post Your Funniest Jokes
Post by: Koray on May 03, 2017, 11:52:32 am
Quote from: Lagger on April 30, 2017, 11:17:29 pm
Ambrosia went from organizing CS:GO tournaments
























To this https://www.ambrosia-servers.com/community/minecraft/index.php?topic=37728
are you acting retarded are are you actually retarded?
Title: Re: Post Your Funniest Jokes
Post by: Unreal on May 03, 2017, 12:32:00 pm
Why is this guy hating so much?
I honestly can't understand certain people in this community that simply hate on everyone and on everything while doing literally nothing but ad lib.
Always beating around the bush without detail chase and just being a snake like.

I'm not sure wether some of you aware of the amount of money our owners pay to keep this community going. Bare in mind, they recieve nothing back but hate from these wastemans.
Yes, some people do have past personal issues but, hey, respect their effort. These guys literally trying their best, taking their time off to help us, people that don't do shit for this community.

If you think you are so goddamn smart and that, why not come up with an idea? Why not fund the community just like certain people do? Donations? Nah?
If you are not doing anything, just like me and 80% of the people - I request to shut the hell up and enjoy. If not, try your best to help.

Pringles, don't you dare say something like "Why Unreal is getting involved".

Peace out.
Title: Re: Post Your Funniest Jokes
Post by: GandElf The Gay on May 03, 2017, 12:32:23 pm
Quote from: Frank on August 29, 2016, 11:12:30 am
If Africa had nearly enough mosquito nets we could be saving millions
of mosquitoes dying needlessly of AIDS.

Quote from: Frank on May 03, 2017, 08:05:40 am
If Africa had nearly enough mosquito nets we could be saving millions of mosquitoes
dying needlessly of AIDS.

isn't it enough to post a racist joke once on the same page?
Title: Re: Post Your Funniest Jokes
Post by: Koray on May 03, 2017, 12:43:05 pm
Quote from: AS | Unreal ~ on May 03, 2017, 12:32:00 pm
Why is this guy hating so much?
I honestly can't understand certain people in this community that simply hate on everyone and on everything while doing literally nothing but ad lib.
Always beating around the bush without detail chase and just being a snake like.

I'm not sure wether some of you aware of the amount of money our owners pay to keep this community going. Bare in mind, they recieve nothing back but hate from these wastemans.
Yes, some people do have past personal issues but, hey, respect their effort. These guys literally trying their best, taking their time off to help us, people that don't do shit for this community.

If you think you are so goddamn smart and that, why not come up with an idea? Why not fund the community just like certain people do? Donations? Nah?
If you are not doing anything, just like me and 80% of the people - I request to shut the hell up and enjoy. If not, try your best to help.

Pringles, don't you dare say something like "Why Unreal is getting involved".

Peace out.
wat
Title: Re: Post Your Funniest Jokes
Post by: Ryan~ on May 03, 2017, 02:17:47 pm
One day I would suggest to remove suggestion tab because Ed doesn't like advices.
Title: Re: Post Your Funniest Jokes
Post by: Pringles on May 03, 2017, 03:34:28 pm
Quote from: AS | Unreal ~ on May 03, 2017, 12:32:00 pm
Why is this guy hating so much?
I honestly can't understand certain people in this community that simply hate on everyone and on everything while doing literally nothing but ad lib.
Always beating around the bush without detail chase and just being a snake like.

I'm not sure wether some of you aware of the amount of money our owners pay to keep this community going. Bare in mind, they recieve nothing back but hate from these wastemans.
Yes, some people do have past personal issues but, hey, respect their effort. These guys literally trying their best, taking their time off to help us, people that don't do shit for this community.

If you think you are so goddamn smart and that, why not come up with an idea? Why not fund the community just like certain people do? Donations? Nah?
If you are not doing anything, just like me and 80% of the people - I request to shut the hell up and enjoy. If not, try your best to help.

Pringles, don't you dare say something like "Why Unreal is getting involved".

Peace out.

Hahaha funny joke !

I laughed
Title: Re: Post Your Funniest Jokes
Post by: Unreal on May 03, 2017, 03:37:03 pm
Quote from: Pringles on May 03, 2017, 03:34:28 pm
Hahaha funny joke !

I laughed
Mate, I hope you do realise it wasn't a response to you, right?
To Lagger and in general.
Otherwise, Koray had a misunderstanding
Title: Re: Post Your Funniest Jokes
Post by: AliZ on May 03, 2017, 03:37:22 pm
Unreal
Title: Re: Post Your Funniest Jokes
Post by: PoxY on May 03, 2017, 04:35:58 pm
I am in love with a girl but she doesnt know ,yesterday heard she loves me too :D :D
Title: Re: Post Your Funniest Jokes
Post by: Pringles on May 03, 2017, 04:47:11 pm
Quote from: PoxY on May 03, 2017, 04:35:58 pm
I am in love with a girl but she doesnt know ,yesterday heard she loves me too :D :D

And how is that a joke ? Explain please, I'm curious
Title: Re: Post Your Funniest Jokes
Post by: Red Wolf on May 03, 2017, 04:53:28 pm
Quote from: Pringles on May 03, 2017, 04:47:11 pm
And how is that a joke ? Explain please, I'm curious
Cuz it is in the joke section?
Title: Re: Post Your Funniest Jokes
Post by: Pringles on May 03, 2017, 04:55:57 pm
Quote from: Red Wolf on May 03, 2017, 04:53:28 pm
Cuz it is in the joke section?

You are in the joke section so you are a joke too then
Title: Re: Post Your Funniest Jokes
Post by: Red Wolf on May 03, 2017, 05:28:25 pm
Quote from: Pringles on May 03, 2017, 04:55:57 pm
You are in the joke section so you are a joke too then
Im not in the joke section. This post is in ambrosian forum inside the comedy corner, every text u see about me (except a few)  is/are global, and is saved in the database and used outside this topic aswell. Every text inside the container where the id is "postcontent" , in the board with id 56 and as a reply to the post with id 3095 is a joke. (unless specified not as a joke).

TL;DR
Probably  :D, but not cuz im inside this section.

Now, back to ur reply:
Quote from: Red Wolf on May 03, 2017, 04:53:28 pm
Cuz it is in the joke section

So, i found it funny cuz of that, but doesnt mean its fun to you aswell, thats totally subjective.
I found this post funny (and much more), and ryans post not funny (and much more).
Title: Re: Post Your Funniest Jokes
Post by: dAmss.MSI on May 03, 2017, 06:44:38 pm
My joke is simple, it's toward everyone, also it is in 3 steps:
 -Step 1: Move from your bed or where ever you are.
 -Step 2: Go to the bathroom.
 -Step 3: Turn on the light.
 -Step 4: Watch yourself in a mirror.
Tadaaaaa
Haha ikr xD
PS: I never was so good at maths..
Title: Re: Post Your Funniest Jokes
Post by: Bitch Please on June 14, 2017, 12:15:05 am
my life
Title: Re: Post Your Funniest Jokes
Post by: Andrew` on June 14, 2017, 10:07:48 am
Quote from: dAmss.MSI on May 03, 2017, 06:44:38 pm
My joke is simple, it's toward everyone, also it is in 3 steps:
 -Step 1: Move from your bed or where ever you are.
 -Step 2: Go to the bathroom.
 -Step 3: Turn on the light.
 -Step 4: Watch yourself in a mirror.
Tadaaaaa
Haha ikr xD
PS: I never was so good at maths..
If you find it funny then I supposed it worked for you? xD
Quote from: Bitch Please on June 14, 2017, 12:15:05 am
my life
Lol
Title: Re: Post Your Funniest Jokes
Post by: Skyline_2k18 on June 14, 2017, 11:58:25 am
Grapes :- I look Like Human Eye
Mango :- I Look Like Human Stomach
Guava:- I Look Like Human Heart
.
.
.
.
.
.
Banana:- I Hate This Game :P
Title: Re: Post Your Funniest Jokes
Post by: Red Wolf on June 14, 2017, 12:04:55 pm
Another joke:
Creativity and imagination these days.
Title: Re: Post Your Funniest Jokes
Post by: Sober-Guy on June 28, 2017, 10:22:41 pm
The daily life of a kid:
"Ahhh, a beautiful morning. I'm in the mood to play some cs online."
-Turns on pc, plays online-
"Yes! A new challenger! His username... SoberHasABigDik?! "
... -Plays...loses-
"Holy shit, Sober's too good, and he must truly have a big dick."
-Cries in corner-
Title: Re: Post Your Funniest Jokes
Post by: Pringles on July 14, 2017, 06:42:11 pm
Interviewer: How much milk do these cows give?

Farmer: Which one? The black one or the brown one?

Interviewer: Brown one.

Farmer: A couple of litres per day.

Interviewer: And the black one?

Farmer: A couple of litres per day.

Interviewer(naturally a bit flummoxed): I see. What do you give them to eat?

Farmer: Which one? Black or brown?

Interviewer: Black.

Farmer: It eats grass.

Interviewer: And the other one?

Farmer: Grass.

Interviewer(now annoyed) : Why do you keep asking which one when the answers are the same?!

Farmer: Because the black one’s mine.

Interviewer: Oh, and the brown one?

Farmer: It’s also mine.
Title: Re: Post Your Funniest Jokes
Post by: Pringles on August 06, 2017, 10:51:36 pm
You know what's stupid? Read the first word.
Title: Re: Post Your Funniest Jokes
Post by: Red Wolf on August 07, 2017, 02:27:35 am
Quote from: Pringles on August 06, 2017, 10:51:36 pm
You know whats stupid? Read the first word.
I knew it  :D
(http://i.imgur.com/hWsAlfK.png)

#NerdJokes
Title: Re: Post Your Funniest Jokes
Post by: Ibbe on August 07, 2017, 04:57:20 pm
Why did the chicken cross the road? To go to the other side.
Why did the chicken go to the other side? to go to the bar.
Why did the chicken go to the bar? To go to the toilet. (And here comes the funny one) why did the chicken go to the toilet? Because, thats where all the cocks hang around xD.
You get it? :D
Title: Re: Post Your Funniest Jokes
Post by: Andrew` on August 07, 2017, 10:17:32 pm
Quote from: Ibbe on August 07, 2017, 04:57:20 pm
Why did the chicken cross the road? To go to the other side.
Why did the chicken go to the other side? to go to the bar.
Why did the chicken go to the bar? To go to the toilet. (And here comes the funny one) why did the chicken go to the toilet? Because, thats where all the cocks hang around xD.
You get it? :D
I sure wish I didn't.
Title: Re: Post Your Funniest Jokes
Post by: dAmss.MSI on August 08, 2017, 04:18:27 am
Quote from: Andrew~ on June 14, 2017, 10:07:48 am
If you find it funny then I supposed it worked for you? xDLol
I laugh at every single stupid thing *laughing crying emojis of fb x3*
Title: Re: Post Your Funniest Jokes
Post by: Red Wolf on August 14, 2017, 04:48:44 pm
#RandomFBJokes
Do you speak english?
- Yes
- Name?
- Alexander
- Sex?
- Three to five times a week.
- No, no... I mean male or female?
- Yes, male, female, sometimes camel.
- Holy cow!
- Yes, cow, sheep, animals in general.
- But isn't it hostile?
- Horse style, doggy style, any style!
- Oh dear!
- No, no! Deer runs too fast
Title: Re: Post Your Funniest Jokes
Post by: Pringles on August 18, 2017, 07:32:11 pm
Son: Why is my sister called Teresa ?
Dad: Coz your mum loves Easter, it's an anagram
Son: Thanks dad
Dad: No problem Alan
Title: Re: Post Your Funniest Jokes
Post by: Unreal on August 19, 2017, 03:31:31 pm
What do you call an asian man who always has correct change?
Exact Lee


Who is the best Kung Fu vegetable?

Brocc Lee