Author Topic: Post Your Funniest Jokes (Read 2323 times)

Unreal · « **Reply #140 on:** May 03, 2017, 03:37:03 pm »

Quote from: Pringles on May 03, 2017, 03:34:28 pm

Hahaha funny joke !

I laughed

Mate, I hope you do realise it wasn't a response to you, right?
To Lagger and in general.
Otherwise, Koray had a misunderstanding

AliZ · « **Reply #141 on:** May 03, 2017, 03:37:22 pm »

Unreal

PoxY · « **Reply #142 on:** May 03, 2017, 04:35:58 pm »

I am in love with a girl but she doesnt know ,yesterday heard she loves me too

Pringles · « **Reply #143 on:** May 03, 2017, 04:47:11 pm »

Quote from: PoxY on May 03, 2017, 04:35:58 pm

I am in love with a girl but she doesnt know ,yesterday heard she loves me too

And how is that a joke ? Explain please, I'm curious

Red Wolf · « **Reply #144 on:** May 03, 2017, 04:53:28 pm »

Quote from: Pringles on May 03, 2017, 04:47:11 pm

And how is that a joke ? Explain please, I'm curious

Cuz it is in the joke section?

Pringles · « **Reply #145 on:** May 03, 2017, 04:55:57 pm »

Quote from: Red Wolf on May 03, 2017, 04:53:28 pm

Cuz it is in the joke section?

You are in the joke section so you are a joke too then

Red Wolf · « **Reply #146 on:** May 03, 2017, 05:28:25 pm »

Quote from: Pringles on May 03, 2017, 04:55:57 pm

You are in the joke section so you are a joke too then

Im not in the joke section. This post is in ambrosian forum inside the comedy corner, every text u see about me (except a few) is/are global, and is saved in the database and used outside this topic aswell. Every text inside the container where the id is "postcontent" , in the board with id 56 and as a reply to the post with id 3095 is a joke. (unless specified not as a joke).

TL;DR
Probably

, but not cuz im inside this section.

Now, back to ur reply:

Quote from: Red Wolf on May 03, 2017, 04:53:28 pm

Cuz it is in the joke section

So, i found it funny cuz of that, but doesnt mean its fun to you aswell, thats totally subjective.
I found this post funny (and much more), and ryans post not funny (and much more).

dAmss.MSI · « **Reply #147 on:** May 03, 2017, 06:44:38 pm »

My joke is simple, it's toward everyone, also it is in 3 steps:
-Step 1: Move from your bed or where ever you are.
-Step 2: Go to the bathroom.
-Step 3: Turn on the light.
-Step 4: Watch yourself in a mirror.
Tadaaaaa
Haha ikr xD
PS: I never was so good at maths..

Bitch Please · « **Reply #148 on:** June 14, 2017, 12:15:05 am »

my life

Andrew` · « **Reply #149 on:** June 14, 2017, 10:07:48 am »

Quote from: dAmss.MSI on May 03, 2017, 06:44:38 pm

My joke is simple, it's toward everyone, also it is in 3 steps:
-Step 1: Move from your bed or where ever you are.
-Step 2: Go to the bathroom.
-Step 3: Turn on the light.
-Step 4: Watch yourself in a mirror.
Tadaaaaa
Haha ikr xD
PS: I never was so good at maths..

If you find it funny then I supposed it worked for you? xD

Quote from: Bitch Please on June 14, 2017, 12:15:05 am

my life

Lol

Skyline_2k18 · « **Reply #150 on:** June 14, 2017, 11:58:25 am »

Grapes :- I look Like Human Eye
Mango :- I Look Like Human Stomach
Guava:- I Look Like Human Heart
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Banana:- I Hate This Game

Red Wolf · « **Reply #151 on:** June 14, 2017, 12:04:55 pm »

Another joke:
Creativity and imagination these days.

Sober-Guy · « **Reply #152 on:** June 28, 2017, 10:22:41 pm »

The daily life of a kid:
"Ahhh, a beautiful morning. I'm in the mood to play some cs online."
-Turns on pc, plays online-
"Yes! A new challenger! His username... SoberHasABigDik?! "
... -Plays...loses-
"Holy shit, Sober's too good, and he must truly have a big dick."
-Cries in corner-

Pringles · « **Reply #153 on:** July 14, 2017, 06:42:11 pm »

Interviewer: How much milk do these cows give?

Farmer: Which one? The black one or the brown one?

Interviewer: Brown one.

Farmer: A couple of litres per day.

Interviewer: And the black one?

Farmer: A couple of litres per day.

Interviewer(naturally a bit flummoxed): I see. What do you give them to eat?

Farmer: Which one? Black or brown?

Interviewer: Black.

Farmer: It eats grass.

Interviewer: And the other one?

Farmer: Grass.

Interviewer(now annoyed) : Why do you keep asking which one when the answers are the same?!

Farmer: Because the black one’s mine.

Interviewer: Oh, and the brown one?

Farmer: It’s also mine.

Pringles · « **Reply #154 on:** August 06, 2017, 10:51:36 pm »

You know what's stupid? Read the first word.

Red Wolf · « **Reply #155 on:** August 07, 2017, 02:27:35 am »

Quote from: Pringles on August 06, 2017, 10:51:36 pm

You know whats stupid? Read the first word.

I knew it

#NerdJokes

Ibbe · « **Reply #156 on:** August 07, 2017, 04:57:20 pm »

Why did the chicken cross the road? To go to the other side.
Why did the chicken go to the other side? to go to the bar.
Why did the chicken go to the bar? To go to the toilet. (And here comes the funny one) why did the chicken go to the toilet? Because, thats where all the cocks hang around xD.
You get it?

Andrew` · « **Reply #157 on:** August 07, 2017, 10:17:32 pm »

Quote from: Ibbe on August 07, 2017, 04:57:20 pm

Why did the chicken cross the road? To go to the other side.
Why did the chicken go to the other side? to go to the bar.
Why did the chicken go to the bar? To go to the toilet. (And here comes the funny one) why did the chicken go to the toilet? Because, thats where all the cocks hang around xD.
You get it?

I sure wish I didn't.

dAmss.MSI · « **Reply #158 on:** August 08, 2017, 04:18:27 am »

Quote from: Andrew~ on June 14, 2017, 10:07:48 am

If you find it funny then I supposed it worked for you? xDLol

I laugh at every single stupid thing *laughing crying emojis of fb x3*

Red Wolf · « **Reply #159 on:** August 14, 2017, 04:48:44 pm »

#RandomFBJokes
Do you speak english?
- Yes
- Name?
- Alexander
- Sex?
- Three to five times a week.
- No, no... I mean male or female?
- Yes, male, female, sometimes camel.
- Holy cow!
- Yes, cow, sheep, animals in general.
- But isn't it hostile?
- Horse style, doggy style, any style!
- Oh dear!
- No, no! Deer runs too fast