Author Topic: Post Your Funniest Jokes (Read 2303 times)

JnaN- GM? · « **Reply #20 on:** June 02, 2012, 01:12:56 pm »

eddy that was so stupid

i will tell the same stupid joke :

A skeleton walks into a bar and orders a beer and a mop..

al pachino told this joke to johnny depp

Eddy Wall-e · « **Reply #21 on:** June 02, 2012, 01:17:57 pm »

Quote from: Got Milk? on June 02, 2012, 01:12:56 pm

eddy that was so stupid i will tell the same stupid joke :

A skeleton walks into a bar and orders a beer and a mop..

al pachino told this joke to johnny depp

when bell invented the phone , he has 3 missed calls from chuck norris

DrDrake · « **Reply #22 on:** June 02, 2012, 05:26:47 pm »

One day an Englishman, a Scotsman, and an Irishman walked into a pub
together. The proceeded to each buy a pint of Guinness. Just as they
were about to enjoy their creamy beverage three flies landed in each
of their pints, and were stuck in the thick head.
The Englishman pushed his beer away from him in disgust.
The Scotsman fished the offending fly out of his beer and continued
drinking it as if nothing had happened.
The Irishman too , picked the fly out of his drink, held it out over
the beer and then started yelling "SPIT IT OUT, SPIT IT OUT, YOU
B*STARD!!!!"

frOgNN · « **Reply #23 on:** June 02, 2012, 07:28:52 pm »

Chuck Norris and Superman once fought each other on a bet. The loser had to start wearing his underwear on the outside of his pants.

Phobos · « **Reply #24 on:** July 04, 2012, 03:04:37 pm »

What did the 5 fingers say to the face?!

what did the five fingers say to the face?

Eddy Wall-e · « **Reply #25 on:** July 18, 2012, 04:26:31 am »

haahah

juStice`[7] · « **Reply #26 on:** August 02, 2012, 02:42:29 pm »

Megan's father has 4 children:

Tik
Tak
Tok

What is the name of the 4th child ?

Eddy Wall-e · « **Reply #27 on:** August 02, 2012, 03:21:28 pm »

Quote from: juStice`[7] on August 02, 2012, 02:42:29 pm

Megan's father has 4 children:

Tik
Tak
Tok

What is the name of the 4th child ?

megan

juStice`[7] · « **Reply #28 on:** August 02, 2012, 04:49:09 pm »

There is a man in a house death and there is a knife and a fork beside him and an apple.
What doesnt beats ?

Mister · « **Reply #29 on:** August 07, 2012, 09:22:13 pm »

When a star falls humans make a wish when chuck norris falls stars make a wish!

Admit it ! Its very good!

`Botlike ? · « **Reply #30 on:** August 07, 2012, 10:38:57 pm »

Mister , you reminded me one Chucky joke :

"Only Chuck Norris can rip off a page from internet !"

lol

DrDrake · « **Reply #31 on:** August 07, 2012, 10:46:55 pm »

Chuck Norris has already been to Mars; that's why there are no signs of life.

Once the cop pulled over Chuck Norris....the cop was lucky to leave with a warning.

Chuck Norris once urinated in a semi truck's gas tank as a joke....that truck is now known as Optimus Prime.

search4blood · « **Reply #32 on:** August 31, 2012, 05:18:24 pm »

Student:Teacher will you punish some1 if he hadn't done anything.

Teacher: NO,never!

Student: Good! bcoz i did not do my homework!

i find this very interesting..

RoCk^^ · « **Reply #33 on:** September 28, 2012, 01:01:50 pm »

a kid was crying standing outside his house
a passer by asked:why are you crying?
kid:my parents are fighting inside the house
passer by :who is your father?
kid:that is what the fight is about .

another one

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A man receives a phone call from his doctor.
The doctor says, "I have some good news and some bad news."
The man says, "OK, give me the good news first."
The doctor says, "The good news is, you have 24 hours to live."
The man replies, "Oh no! If that's the good news, then what's the bad news?"
The doctor says, "The bad news is, I forgot to call you yesterday."

more

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Son: Dad, what is an idiot?
Dad: An idiot is a person who tries to explain his ideas in such a strange and long way that another person who is listening to him can't understand him. Do you understand me?
Son: No.

яᴇɢᴀʟᴛᴇʀʀᴏʀ~ · « **Reply #34 on:** October 11, 2012, 01:27:02 am »

Nice 1 rock the first one is the best

terraboN · « **Reply #35 on:** October 11, 2012, 08:57:03 am »

loooool all these jokes are making me cough with laughter

Good jokes guys

I got a rhyme , the life of a sl*t.

Me no study,
Me no care,
Me just marry a millionare.
If he dies,
I won't cry,
I'll just marry another guy.

'PL' · « **Reply #36 on:** October 11, 2012, 07:49:00 pm »

Quote from: GriM on October 11, 2012, 08:57:03 am

loooool all these jokes are making me cough with laughter
Good jokes guys

I got a rhyme , the life of a sl*t.

Me no study,
Me no care,
Me just marry a millionare.
If he dies,
I won't cry,
I'll just marry another guy.

Sexism D:

Anyways, i got one i actually made: sucks but is true.

I post someeething
Everybody post someeething
I post offtoopic
Everybody post offtoopic
I get a muuute
Everybody says is cuuute

RoCk^^ · « **Reply #37 on:** October 11, 2012, 09:40:50 pm »

Quote from: Phobos on July 04, 2012, 03:04:37 pm

What did the 5 fingers say to the face?!

what did the five fingers say to the face?

thats the best

terraboN · « **Reply #38 on:** October 11, 2012, 11:23:53 pm »

Not meant to be sexist but just for a laugh for people who know what the joke is about ;P
I have nothing against females.

Duke Devlin · « **Reply #39 on:** November 03, 2012, 03:14:45 am »

If a guy from Iceland....
and a girl from Cuba.....
had a baby....

would it be an IceCube...?