Once upon a time there was one farmer called Liam, he had many sons and one happy and tall wife called liamina which he of course changed her name to make it more sexually attracted. As he was farming one day a great storm approached and killed all of his plants which made him really mad. So liamina had one of those pillz which are anti-depressives, which she puts them into liam's breakfest every time he is under the effects of madness and anger. But he learned of a secret plant which will give him best of the riches and a truckload of plants that can make him even more richer then the English King Henry VII. However finding this rare plant will take much more time then he can spare. Because of this, he divided the sons into age groups from 1-7,8-15,16-20. By this he brought his family tradition of finding this plant over the time. After time passes by, liam started to turn into a cranky giant, furthermore he made the club of the material in his house. His wife died and 2 of his sons ware executed for murder. Lucky the other sons from the age group 1-7 have fled to Denmark for better life with one babysitter which liamina ordered for her honor and the family's legacy. The other groups moved in with the giant liam into a cave which now is known as Bergkwartier. Because of the savage life which liam was living, his sons had little chance to survive with him. Liam in general was a trollified giant which developed a big nose and a overgrown month, according to his behavior he never gave his sons a decent meal and always was joking with them. Some people spread rumors that he was the best joker of all time, some said he couldn't tell a joke, and some said he was a "overgrown farmer". As time flied all of his sons died from starvation, where liam was also on the verge of dying! On the other side of the story, his sons called "Silime" and "ezza" have fully grown and reached adulthood. Silime had a crush for the damsel Natasha who was the daughter of the russian king Vasiliy IV. Ezza on the other hand was interested in his weapons which is said that he took Artur's sword while he was fighting Sir Lancelot. The Giant Liam have heard of this by one of his remaining sons, and wanted the damsel and ezza's weapons. He dreamed of many dreams with these pleasures and spoken the same to the fellow villagers where he was living. Liam was a bit of a temperamental person and didn't wanted to wait... As Silime and ezza decided to pay a visit to their father, liam was plotting how to get their possessions and loved ones. Then out of nowhere a wizzard appeared! He was known after his good deeds and his justified life, by the name Spengy! He offered a deal to liam, that he will receive the nymph sammi if he do not rob his sons.Then Suddenly disappeared in thin air without a single trace! Liam was thinking about this offer and howled that he won't rob his sons and swore to the holy light. In the meantime Silime and ezza ware talking about their life and future, so Silime suggested it would be nice if they change places so their father couldn't recognize them. Ezza accepted and gave his sword, where Silime told her lovely fiance for the little turnover. When they arrived liam greeted them and welcomed them like it was their home, he made them dinner and sited on the table gently to not brake any of the little dinning table parts. He didn't ate anything because from the morning he finished his big lobster which he cached it with his toe 2 days ago. After the meal they went at liam's so called "sleeping-room" where there was one big blanket made of hay. It was quite rude for his sons but they understood that he is a lonesome giant ... Before they left, liam broke his promise and stashed ezza's sword and slumbered Natasha with his strong man-made wine. His sons delusional because of the wine left his cave without their possessions and loved ones, without one single question. The next morning Liam was practicing with his son sword and accidentally killed his sheep from his large foot. He was quite sad after that and left the sword, soon it reached night and told Natasha to dance for him. She was still under the effects of that wine, rumors said that he made the wine from the local winemaker Devlin. Although she slapped him all the way until the wizzard appeared again, and put liam asleep so he can returned the possessions back to liam's sons. Liam waked up and noticed that he was left alone again, with one strange phenomena under his feet. There was a note left saying: Happiness is like a butterfly; the more you chase it, the more it will elude you, but if you turn your attention to other things, it will come and sit softly on your shoulder...
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