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Bob the Horse; A Partially True Story
« on: December 30, 2018, 07:46:22 pm »
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It was a sunny morning, I had woken up due to the sunlight piercing through eyelids, how annoying..
I slowly got out of bed and followed my morning routine, the usual. Urinate, then brush my teeth and then skip breakfast and straight to my room.
I lean down to my desktop case that sits on the carpet in my air conditioned room in the heat of Dubai and press the mechanical button that powers up my desktop.. Silence is disturbed by the low humming sound emitted from a black colored box with a blue LED on its front, how annoying..

Just like every other day I followed my routine, check some social media sites see whats new in the world and then check ambrosia community forums but this time there was something different. A post that caught my eye! Pictures of minecraft? Thats unusual for me to find interesting but I had a feeling..
Mischievous I felt.

I moved my cursor to the post at a steady pace and clicked, and just as I clicked I was bombarded with images of a wondrous land; laid with grass and beautiful creations of Stevekind of that virtual universe, what a wonderful sight it was, but what was this?
Mischievous I felt.

My eye locked onto something, it was text in the image.A closer analysis showed me these were some coordinates.
Why would someone write down coordinates if they weren't important? I wondered, my curiosity led me to find my way to an app that held the icon of a piece of grass from that wondrous land I spoke of.
I had ran minecraft.exe.
A grin flooded my face as my curiosity grew so did my excitement of what I'd find on those coordinates.
Mischievous I felt.

A quick wander onto ambrosia community forums I had now gotten my first access codes to the server, an IP address of the minecraft server.
I was set, my mind was set and my body was set to find what lay on those coordinates, but first I had to prepare myself for a journey and so I did.'
I had called upon a good friend of mine named Dave to join me, he had no knowledge of what was to happen.  I had lied to my only friend in this vast virtual universe of minecraft.
Days went by as we established ourselves onto the land. We spent day and night working on our tools , food supply and our home.
We had a well working potato farm and a carrot farm. The seeds were borrowed from a group of  citizens of the land, natives.
Tired I felt.

New images started to pop up on the forums, and there I saw once again a set of coordinates. What could this be?
After a quick calculation I had calculated that these new found coordinates were MUCH closer to our current position so, that is how it all started.
I prepared myself for a journey to discover truth, and this time to feed the pure feeling of curiosity . I stepped out of my base for the first time with a sense of purpose other than survive. I felt a new feeling I've never felt before, I've always felt curios but this was something else... This was a feeling of excitement, nervousness and fear all combined together with curiosity. It had fueled me and so I double tapped the W key on my keyboard, prior I had already checked my gear and supplies and was ready for this journey as long as there were no serious fights.
I set off alone into the wilderness.

Days and nights passed as I made my way to the coordinates,  my food supply was running low and I was getting tired, yet I was fueled by those combination of feelings I mentioned before. I fought through it and went up and down mountains and hills, around and inside caves and then suddenly at the least expected time as I was going through the forests, the trees faded away and there it stood, a land of activity and opportunity. Well developed with multiple homes and windmills and well engineered structures, it was then I checked my coordinates and realized that I had reached what I had set out to discover.
It was a beautiful place with lot of glowing torches and these never before seen light technology that emerged out of a cube but what caught my eye was a farm... a farm absolutely packed with cows, I was left in awe it was an absolutely stunning sight to see this many cows in one place, many mooing  while many ate the grass that they stepped on.
Inspired I felt.

I now had to get back home, this was easier said then said. All I had to do was press T and type /home and there I was. Home.At Least it used to be before I fucked everything up. I had finally decided to tell Dave my plan to adventure and discover the final coordinate. I had also told him about the beautiful wondrous land I saw at the first set of coordinates, in fact we even  went out there and I showed him the land!
Curios I felt.

Days of planning and gathering resources I had finally decided to go to the final set of coordinates, but was the time right?
It was 2AM and I was feeling adventurous and curios and decided to go to the last coordinates without Dave and so I did.
I set foot onto land outside land with purpose once again and off I went. I quickly realised on the way that I had to pass through the wondrous land I had seen before and I decided I should, and as I passed through that city I saw someone. A white man wearing a diamond suit for protection, building away occasionally unsheathing a dangerous looking sword . Maybe he was an engineer of the land I thought, but fear I felt and avoid I did.

The journey seemed endless, once again through mountains and hills, around pit holes but then a sudden stop. Water.
Sea.
Waves.
This is all I saw for cubes! A voice, a sound played in my head, "An Adventurer does not stop till he satisfies his curiosity". The voice was familiar. It was Dave, he may not be physically be there with me during this journey be he was always there in my heart, in my soul.
I quickly took out my hatchet and went to cut down trees and gather wood to make a boat, and so I succeeded.
Adventurous I felt.

I deployed my boat and sat on to it, hoping it would not give up. It did not and I was filled with pure joy and hunger to fulfill my curiosity and so I set off once again, Christopher Stevelembous would've been proud. I rowed and rowed till land ahoy and now I had to walk once again. I walked for another few thousand cubes and as I checked my coordinates I was surprised to find out I was close mainly because .. It didn't seem like it. I was in a forest walking forward and all I saw were trees!  Just as I thought that, suddenly the trees faded once again just like before and now I was on a beach sand filled 0.2/3 of my view the rest was an ocean. the sound of waves crashing into each other filled the air, but I still felt cheated on... There was nothing here, and then suddenly I catch a glimpse of an odd colour on the beach. A maroon coloured 4x4 home in the middle of a sand hill on the beach.
I could feel my heartbeat get faster, I could feel the blood through my cubic veins flow faster, I could feel the breeze from the ocean hit every single cube shaped hair on my body, my arms and legs.
A feeling I've never felt before as I walked towards this marooned coloured home.
Netherblocks!? These are from the underworld I thought to myself! There must be something serious going on here I should run! The underworld is involved!
No.
Curios I felt.

As I got closer I noticed an open on the top, I built a makeshift stair case and attempted to peek from the top.
I gasped.
A beast of the wildlands stood within enclosed walls.
Sad.
Angry.
Frustrated.
It looked.
Sad, angry and frustrated I felt.

"A HORSE!?? ALL THIS FOR TO SEE A HORSE!?"
What this? A chest I noticed
I lifted the top of the chest and opened it and inside was something I had never seen before. Multiple diamond armor specifically crafted for a horse, one iron armor for a horse and one gold armor for a horse.
Mischievous I felt .

My first crime, my first wrongdoing. I had stolen those rare items.
I did not feel regret at the time...
I looked up and saw the horse and on top of the horse I saw a name tag. It read, "Bob".
And so the creature that ruined my life stood before me.
Bob The Horse.
Mischievous I felt.

I unsheathed my sword and struck the helpless beast, driving my sword into its flesh, I felt its flesh tightly wrap around my sword as I attempted to remove it from inside of it. Another strike and another and another!
I had killed Bob.
I left the server for that night without leaving the place.
Regret I felt not.

The next morning I had met up with Dave and told him somethings, he was now the only person to know of my crimes, I invited him to see the final coordinates and he accepted and I showed him around.
I decided to walk home while talking with Dave and telling him the entire tale, as we walked back home we stumbled upon the wondrous land, it stood in all of its beauty and a new windmill in construction and the cow farm looked healthier than ever.
Mischievous we felt.

Me and Dave together had killed every single cow that existed in that farm and had skinned them all for their meat and leather, we had an endless supply of beef in our hands and the leather meant we can now learn and practice dark magic an enchant our tools to perform much better.
We made our way back home with all of this loot, we had derive a plan to hide all the stolen loot.
We dug that night.
We dug deep into the ground.
We had created a secret underground storage facility with multiple chests to store diamonds, the horse armor we stole and all the beef and leather we robbed from those poor now lifeless cows.
We slept that night with no regret.
Mischievous we felt.

The next morning we went to the wondrous land and decided to taunt their loss by building a large wall of ugly cobblestone around their base, this was a huge mistake.
Not long after the law enforcement had us in.
We were in for questioning and we lied.
We lied.
We lied.
We lied.

In the end it wasn't worth it.
I write this from my 4x4 prison cell, just like Bob now I am enclosed within walls, alas there is no one to end my suffering like I ended Bobs suffering.
Regret I felt.
Sadness I felt.
Defeat I felt.
Anger I felt.
Emotions...I felt.
Emotions I stopped feeling.
I sit on the floor as I write this.
I am unable to feel emotions now.
I have lost everything.
My home.
My friends.
My achievements.
My loot.
My tools.
My adventures.
And
My Curiosity.

I have no clue where Dave is now, he is probably rotting away in a cell just like me.

I feel nothing now.
I have ruined my life.

May Bob rest in peace, for he had suffered long enough by those who now make me suffer.



 
"-r/CopyPasta."

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Re: Bob the Horse; A Partially True Story
« Reply #1 on: December 30, 2018, 09:37:05 pm »
Ah what a wonderful story it made me feel many feelings sadness was one of them, Bob must have been a great being and that way he shall be remembered,
R.I.P Bob  :-[ :(
I have fallen down so hard that getting up sounds kinda cringe

Offline dave`

Re: Bob the Horse; A Partially True Story
« Reply #2 on: December 31, 2018, 10:51:01 am »
-rep
ps: don't worry honey ,your children is safe.We have endless supply of Beef,and your children wear the armor you provided for us.
thanks you for your sacrifice.
we miss you.
dave.
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Offline Pringles

Re: Bob the Horse; A Partially True Story
« Reply #4 on: December 31, 2018, 11:04:56 am »
Deeper than the Pacific Ocean

Offline Red Wolf

Re: Bob the Horse; A Partially True Story
« Reply #5 on: December 31, 2018, 11:29:43 am »
At least you did not have to witness the death of your horse by some terrorists, watch them surround it with explosives, saying prayers and there i was helpless, with no power against corrupt people, who you call law enforcement.
Hear the sound of flint and steel ignite the explosives, tears going down my cheeks and people of law laughing at my misfortune, and screaming, screaming words i did not know the meaning of, scenes i had only seen in the most gruesome movies.



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