Happy birthday to our beloved friend Andrew
( aka retard )Don't even know how to describe this dude i've only known him for like 6-7 months but i got to know him a lot
( and yes i mean a lot, i even know what position he sits down to take a shit in ), anyways this guy is really a true friend, he's always there when you need him (
of course he's not when i need him but he might be available to you if not reserve a spot ), he's super friendly
( except the time when he calls me retard, idiot, fuck you cracky, which is almost always...) and he's super supportive
( yea Cracky go kill urself it's gonna make everything better ) nah but legit all jokes aside this guy is the best and i truly mean that, can't even find the words to describe him
( and no i'm not falling in love with him ) Ma dude Andreas happy birthday man wish you all the best , i hope you live a long life full of joy and happiness.
HAPPY BIRTHDAY CUNT GO GET DRUNK!