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Offline TeeKaaY

Some stupid things that needs fixing on the new domain
« on: May 11, 2016, 10:43:42 am »
1. Remove the shitty loading animation that takes ages to finish while the page has already loaded (at least make it dynamic). On my phone the loading screen sits there for like 15-20 seconds for no reason at all, and I can also see the content in the background when I swipe up or down therefore the page has already loaded and the animation is still playing like Eros' DIC K after a gay porn masturbation session.
2. Allow guests to view the damn topics and comments. I do not want to log in every time I sit on a new computer (at work, in a cafe, at a friend's house, ...). For all you sophisticated PHD Harvard graduates that wan't to say: "But tony, it's not that hard to log in". I reply by STFU. I don't memorize any password (too hard to memorize) except for my email password. All my passwords everywhere are randomly generated and I save them on a private vault on my phone. Now imagine everytime I wanna log in the damn forums, I have to open my phone, navigate to the app, input the vault password, search for the login, type that long ass random gibberish password on the forums just to see Eros making a post about his pubic hair discovery (he counted them out loud on teamspeak3, he stopped at 5 so we thought something wrong happened but he was actually finished, pfft)
3. Remove that shitty music that automatically plays when you visit the portal (no damn idea why you call it portal, it's called the home page? landing page? welcome page? why not name it half life?). Here are a few google search results: https://www.zigpress.com/2009/10/30/10-reasons-websites-should-not-play-music/ and http://webpropelled.com/2012/5-reasons-your-website-should-never-autoplay-sound/ and http://offbeatempire.com/auto-play-music/. Do I need to continue?

Offline Ed

Re: Some stupid things that needs fixing on the new domain
« Reply #1 on: May 11, 2016, 10:54:59 am »
If you cared to see we are still working on mobile version. The rest on the quick read i have is a no. You always find to moan about everything. I think you havent had sex for a while. Turning into a woman.
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Offline SychO

Re: Some stupid things that needs fixing on the new domain
« Reply #2 on: May 11, 2016, 11:08:10 am »
That shitty loading animation will definitely be gone in the mobile  version, I'm still working on it

Guests viewing topics, nothing to say about that, I only setup the mods that were in EU here.

The music will be removed after a while perhaps a month, as this is just the new opening of the .com I like the music

Offline TeeKaaY

Re: Some stupid things that needs fixing on the new domain
« Reply #3 on: May 11, 2016, 11:29:04 am »
If you cared to see we are still working on mobile version. The rest on the quick read i have is a no. You always find to moan about everything. I think you havent had sex for a while. Turning into a woman.

i live by the following proverb: "there is a name for MEN without a beard, WOMEN!".
I recently shaved my beard for a job interview, next day I regretted shaving that beautiful piece of art. So you are probably right, until my beard grows back I am a WOMEN.

sycho, disable the mobile version until you fix it (if you don't know how I'll call my friendly neighbor google to help you ou)

Offline X-KilleR

Re: Some stupid things that needs fixing on the new domain
« Reply #4 on: May 11, 2016, 11:33:34 am »
SyCho ,good job nab, there is somethings to fix here and there especially for a new start, tony you are overreacting , you could say it in a simple reply 
« Last Edit: May 11, 2016, 11:40:20 am by X-KilleR »

Offline Rawrplus

Re: Some stupid things that needs fixing on the new domain
« Reply #5 on: May 11, 2016, 12:04:24 pm »
Also my reasoning behind  the "shitty load animation" was intentionally put there to show the site is working. and loading. If you have good internet, then it won't display. (I've yet to see it, other than what I forcefully redirected myself to it).

So I guess shitty load animation for people with shitty internet connection. Though I do agree, it may get annoying after a time, question is, whether it's better than starting at blank loading page.


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Re: Some stupid things that needs fixing on the new domain
« Reply #6 on: May 11, 2016, 10:53:30 pm »
i live by the following proverb: "there is a name for MEN without a beard, WOMEN!".
I recently shaved my beard for a job interview, next day I regretted shaving that beautiful piece of art. So you are probably right, until my beard grows back I am a WOMEN.

sycho, disable the mobile version until you fix it (if you don't know how I'll call my friendly neighbor google to help you ou)

Like seriously, even I grew a beard.

Offline tajski

Re: Some stupid things that needs fixing on the new domain
« Reply #7 on: May 11, 2016, 11:01:23 pm »
No hate please, but am I the only one that bookmarked Ambrosia by being redirected straight to the forums? :D

Offline Ed

Re: Some stupid things that needs fixing on the new domain
« Reply #8 on: May 12, 2016, 06:18:49 am »
About guests not being able to see posts. It's a marketing technique. It shall stay as it is, sorry tony, i know you are lazy  ::)
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Online Andrew`

Re: Some stupid things that needs fixing on the new domain
« Reply #9 on: May 12, 2016, 07:23:44 am »
For all you sophisticated PHD Harvard graduates that wan't to say: "But tony, it's not that hard to log in". I reply by STFU.
I never believed I'd see such sophisticated reasoning. Ambrosia always surprises me.

Also my reasoning behind  the "shitty load animation" was intentionally put there to show the site is working. and loading. If you have good internet, then it won't display. (I've yet to see it, other than what I forcefully redirected myself to it).

So I guess shitty load animation for people with shitty internet connection. Though I do agree, it may get annoying after a time, question is, whether it's better than starting at blank loading page.
Lebannon internet, what do you expect?

Guests will see the new forum(at least the login page) and I think it'll be enough to intrigue them to register to see what's new, this design is unique in gaming communities so I agree it shall stay closed.

Offline Burzum

Re: Some stupid things that needs fixing on the new domain
« Reply #10 on: May 13, 2016, 01:41:18 pm »
when i join forums i dont get any animotion or any song.....  using chrome

and about guests... i dont see the bad  if they can see and reply on topics... but for "hot" or "dramatic" replies, is better to know who did write them
« Last Edit: May 14, 2016, 12:48:34 pm by Burzum »
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Offline SychO

Re: Some stupid things that needs fixing on the new domain
« Reply #11 on: May 13, 2016, 01:53:39 pm »
when i join forums i dont get any animotion or any song.....  using chrome

and about guests... i dont see the bad  if they can see and reply on topics... but for "hot" or "dramatic" replies, is better to know who did write it

The animation and song are in the portal ambrosia-servers.com

Offline Burzum

Re: Some stupid things that needs fixing on the new domain
« Reply #12 on: May 13, 2016, 02:00:29 pm »
The animation and song are in the portal ambrosia-servers.com

oh, my bad, coz on my favourites i got ambrosia-servers.com/community, so i join straight to  forum

tony, u could do the same. add forum to ur favourites, not the portal
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1 for facebook
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Re: Some stupid things that needs fixing on the new domain
« Reply #13 on: May 13, 2016, 07:54:49 pm »
I agree with rawr, the loading animation is fine, just remove the song im sure it slows the loading.