How to win but not properly

[Lagger]

Easy steps!

1- Pray your Lord Gaben to get 4 russians premade team when you go soloqueue
2- Go soloqueue
3- Get 4 russians in your team
4- Win 15 rounds, match point
5- Wait until they suddenly decide to kick you
6- Get kicked
7- Throw some russians insults such as "cyka blyat", "idi nahuy" and post them on the russians' profiles (unless their profile is private)
8- Check your matches to see if they got the last round without you
9- Match won, but your win is not considered
10- Enjoy

NOTE: If you're willing to follow those steps, it may take you up to 50 minutes to win but not properly, so think twice before doing it!

Please stick this thread

[silex™]

You forgot to mention shooting your friends and injuring them leads to a kick.

[Suhaib]

You forgot to mention shooting your friends and injuring them leads to a kick.

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[BuddyTrollsten]

YA mogu podtverdit', chto eto rabotayet !
Blagodarnost' za udivitel'noy konchika , ya Gaben elity seychas
100% best!

[CoiNNN]

Whilst black star was waiting for me,

It was 14-4 winning. I was carrying the damn team. They decided to kick me because I accidentally slashed a teammate whilst trying to show off my knife

[black star]

ye haha was watching  coin had like 24 kills 2nd had 20 and rest were bots and rip coin

[groentje]

You guys should be happy to play with ppl(also russians) with the same skills as you... All same skill level.
At higher rank, im talkin bou global/supreme, its not bout russian cuz they cool but its about fkin boosted noobs. Literally every game you play, you have a boosted guy in team who plays like a fkin silver, believe me cuz this is more annoyin than russians.

[CoiNNN]

You guys should be happy to play with ppl(also russians) with the same skills as you... All same skill level.
At higher rank, im talkin bou global/supreme, its not bout russian cuz they cool but its about fkin boosted noobs. Literally every game you play, you have a boosted guy in team who plays like a fkin silver, believe me cuz this is more annoyin than russians.

You get that in everygame over rank MGA

Theres always a person in both teams which cannot aim...

[jonigameworld]

это пиздец это пиздец пизда хуй.

100% works everytime.

[RAMBATEN]

You guys should be happy to play with ppl(also russians) with the same skills as you... All same skill level.
At higher rank, im talkin bou global/supreme, its not bout russian cuz they cool but its about fkin boosted noobs. Literally every game you play, you have a boosted guy in team who plays like a fkin silver, believe me cuz this is more annoyin than russians.

I admit I might play shit sometimes..but example my kd is almost every game over 1..4-9mvps..

But then I get globals...3 guys combined kills less than me..for real boosted players should get deranked faster..

[[C]asperTheOG]

if u want to learn russian play cs-go for 1 week

[silex™]

Its all about teammates, you cant do the job on your own, you have nabz you lose, so simple.