Author Topic: Post Your Funniest Jokes (Read 2319 times)

Drunky · « **Reply #100 on:** October 18, 2015, 01:23:11 pm »

Yo mama so fat, everytime she walks she does the harlem shake.

FabiaNNN. · « **Reply #101 on:** November 08, 2015, 03:23:15 am »

Yo mama is soo ugly she tried to join tourenament of ugly ppl .. They said sorry no professionels

Pringles · « **Reply #102 on:** December 03, 2015, 07:37:17 am »

Why did Adele cross the road? To say hello from the other side.

Alberto · « **Reply #103 on:** December 03, 2015, 04:21:57 pm »

Isaw it in a talent day but sadly i dont remember the member who said this joke but i will post it:

"Yo mamma is so POOR that she cannot PAY attention

Drunky · « **Reply #104 on:** December 06, 2015, 04:25:34 pm »

Yo mama so dumb she stood on a chair to raise her IQ.

Pringles · « **Reply #105 on:** December 10, 2015, 01:10:17 pm »

How did Harry Potter get down the hill?

Walking.

Jk Rowling

Lagger · « **Reply #106 on:** December 27, 2015, 11:01:44 pm »

The list of the best footballers in this decade:
.
Aubameyang
.
Nani
.
Doumbia
.
Harry Kane
.
Ivan Rakitic
.
Sergio Aguero
.
Nolito
.
Aaron Ramsey
.
Matuidi
.
Eto'o
.
Iniesta
.
Shweinstiger
.
Jamie Vardy
.
Olivier Giroud
.
Herrera
.
Nolito
.
Cristiano Ronaldo
.
Eden Hazard
.
Nacho
.
Azpilicueta.
.
Just Kidding! Read the first letter in each name

supertomi · « **Reply #107 on:** December 30, 2015, 05:08:58 pm »

Why is Ed Single?... Because Sheeran away...

Red Wolf · « **Reply #108 on:** December 30, 2015, 09:14:19 pm »

Wife and husband have a fight. Then the wife says:
-Im going to my mother
Then husband starts packing his clothes and his wife asks:
-Where are you going?
-To my mother
-And who is going to stay with children?
-They will also go to their mother.

Lagger · « **Reply #109 on:** January 11, 2016, 08:32:43 pm »

An engineer went to police station for filing report for his missing wife.
Engineer : I lost my wife ,she went for shopping and still not reached home yet.
Inspector : What is her height?
Engineer : I never noticed.
Inspector: Slim or healthy?
Engineer : Not slim can be healthy.
Inspector : Colour of her eyes?
Engineer : Never noticed.
Inspector : Colour of hair.
Engineer : Changes according to season.
Inspector : What was she wearing?
Engineer : Saree/Churidar/Salwar/Kurta I don’t remember exactly.
Inspector : Was she going in a car?
Engineer : Yes.
Inspector : Tell me the number ,name and color of the car.
Engineer : Black Audi A8 with Supercharged 3.0 liter V6 engine
generating 333 horse power teamed with an eight- speed tiptronic automatic transmission with manual mode.
And it has full LED headlights, which use light emitting diodes for all light functions and
has a very thin scratch on the front left door...
And then the engineer started crying
Inspector: Don't worry sir, we will find your car...

Red Wolf · « **Reply #110 on:** January 11, 2016, 09:06:45 pm »

Quote from: Lagger on January 11, 2016, 08:32:43 pm

An engineer went to police station for filing report for his missing wife.
Engineer : I lost my wife ,she went for shopping and still not reached home yet.
Inspector : What is her height?
Engineer : I never noticed.
Inspector: Slim or healthy?
Engineer : Not slim can be healthy.
Inspector : Colour of her eyes?
Engineer : Never noticed.
Inspector : Colour of hair.
Engineer : Changes according to season.
Inspector : What was she wearing?
Engineer : Saree/Churidar/Salwar/Kurta I don’t remember exactly.
Inspector : Was she going in a car?
Engineer : Yes.
Inspector : Tell me the number ,name and color of the car.
Engineer : Black Audi A8 with Supercharged 3.0 liter V6 engine
generating 333 horse power teamed with an eight- speed tiptronic automatic transmission with manual mode.
And it has full LED headlights, which use light emitting diodes for all light functions and
has a very thin scratch on the front left door...
And then the engineer started crying
Inspector: Don't worry sir, we will find your car...

same as me when asked to write an essay about alcohol vs writing about PC parts

Pringles · « **Reply #111 on:** January 23, 2016, 10:22:22 pm »

Wife: "Our new neighbor always kisses his wife when he leaves for work. Why don't you do that?"
Husband: "How can I? I don't even know her."

DrDrake · « **Reply #112 on:** February 18, 2016, 12:42:57 pm »

yo mama is so fat that she wakes up in sections

thEnd · « **Reply #113 on:** February 28, 2016, 08:46:11 pm »

Quote from: thEnd on May 03, 2015, 05:34:34 pm

Rambaten is supreme!

nothing has changed, i still found this funny xD

Kristina' · « **Reply #114 on:** February 29, 2016, 03:59:56 pm »

Woman : If u only lived 30 mins , what would you do?
Man: Sex with you
Woman : And the other 29 mins? ..

a[Y]mEn -,- · « **Reply #115 on:** February 29, 2016, 04:37:24 pm »

Quote from: Kristina' on February 29, 2016, 03:59:56 pm

Woman : If u only lived 30 mins , what would you do?
Man: Sex with you
Woman : And the other 29 mins? ..

old people took long time to fnish

supertomi · « **Reply #116 on:** March 05, 2016, 10:44:41 am »

- Damn girl are you sitting on an F5 key? Because that ass is refreshing

- Rupert are you a software update? Because not right now

thEnd · « **Reply #117 on:** May 18, 2016, 11:57:40 pm »

Refreshica moderated hahaha

Rambo is still supreme

Red Mist · « **Reply #118 on:** May 19, 2016, 09:50:24 am »

Lol

silex™ · « **Reply #119 on:** May 19, 2016, 10:32:37 am »

I can't see the name properly who is that ?.