Post Your Funniest Jokes

[Pow]

heaven was getting crowded, so to organise everything god only let people who died in a really bad way in.
First person:I was sure my wife was having an affair, so I went home early that day to catch the man. I looked everywhere but I couldn't find him. finally, just when I was about to give up, I found him hanging off the balcony. I quickly  grabbed my hammer and started hitting his fingers. he fell, but landed on some bushes. I went and grabbed my fridge and dropped it on him. he died but I also died because of a mini heart attack from all the strain.
God thought this was pretty bad and let him through.
God:how did you die?
Second person: I am an acrobatic. so I was doing my usual stunt when my ankle twisted and I fell. luckily I grabbed the balcony of an apparent below. suddenly, this crazy maniac got out his hammer and started hitting my fingers. I let go and luckily fell on some bushes. but than he dropped a fridge on me.
God Laughed and let him through. he thought this work wasn't so bad.
God: how did you die?
Third person: ok, picture this. I am naked and inside a fridge...

[Ray]

A stupid girl wanted to suicide .. Someone asked her : No why are you suiciding ??
She said : because I'm stupid
He said : I'll ask a question .. If you answer correctly then you're not stupid.
She said : Ok!
He said: what's the thing that is white from outside and yellow from the inside?
She said : I don't know , what ?
He said : an egg
She said : see ? I'm stupid I'm suiciding!
He said : no no .. Let me ask another one
She said: ok
He said: name me 2 thing that are white from the outside and yellow from the inside !
She said: I don't know ..
He said : 2 eggs
She said : see ??
He said : last try, what's the colour of the sky ??
She said : 3 eggs ?
He said : god be with you

[Pow]

[She said : 3 eggs ?
He said : god be with you]

lmao xD

[Jonathan]

Eli's Dirty Jokes - Episode 22 - Sunset Island

[Koray]

Eli's Dirty Jokes - Episode 22 - Sunset Island

1 word :
LOL

[SAViZi]

Joker has a joke about batman & joker, Joker joked with his jokes all the time when Joker fought with batman, but when Joker was caught by batman he said his last joke:"Joker will be back and Joker will joke again and again"
(Rofl)
Joke made by Joker

[Pim]

Pewdiepie's Good Inspirational life lesson Speech

i will :DDDD

[Koray]

Pewdiepie's Good Inspirational life lesson Speech

i will :DDDD

This guy inspired me alot inreal life lol to be happy and shit i love his vids and dont be sad just be the best goddamn brocolli you ever could be guys !

[Ray]

Here's a funny joke ..

I'm in my final exams of the year .. I finish on friday ..
And I'm playing on PC + phone.
And tomorrow+friday exams

[Byako]

A stupid girl wanted to suicide .. Someone asked her : No why are you suiciding ??
She said : because I'm stupid
He said : I'll ask a question .. If you answer correctly then you're not stupid.
She said : Ok!
He said: what's the thing that is white from outside and yellow from the inside?
She said : I don't know , what ?
He said : an egg
She said : see ? I'm stupid I'm suiciding!
He said : no no .. Let me ask another one
She said: ok
He said: name me 2 thing that are white from the outside and yellow from the inside !
She said: I don't know ..
He said : 2 eggs
She said : see ??
He said : last try, what's the colour of the sky ??
She said : 3 eggs ?
He said : god be with you

AAAAAAhahahahahaha now this is worth reading, made my day.

[SAViZi]

任何誰讀這個笑話
任何人誰需要認真
有一個愉快的一天。

[RoCk^^]

任何誰讀這個笑話
任何人誰需要認真
有一個愉快的一天。

have a nice day as well levis

[Headshot-X]

Heres one, i tryed to drift whit Renoks car.

Done.

[Supplicium#]

Mom: what time is it son?
Me: Ni shuo putonghua haishi guang dong hua?
Mom: WHAT?
Me: Ni shuo putonghua haishi guang dong hua?!

Epic

[==>Don$N(+)P3R==> NinjaWaft#]

How Does Justin Bieber Removes The C*nd*m ?
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He Farts

[.-Fe[L]iX~onFir[E]:3]

somebody went to sleep late he saw the dream started

[Santa]

How Does Justin Bieber Removes The C*nd*m ?
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He Farts

i can see why people are jealous of justin. I mean, who wouldn't be? He is extremely lucky. But he worked hard to get to where he is now. And if you are jealous of him, shouldn't you be out living your own life and chase your own dreams instead of hating on him? That certainly won't take you anywhere.

So in the end this is a comedy corner so im not ganna turn this into a serious conversation, just want you to know that, justin owned a movie on the age of 16 and got over a 75 reward at the same age, i just want you to know that u dont have to insult him, and u also dont have to love him, just respect people who did help much in this life and did great things, he saved millions of lives and he have to be thanked and not insulted !

well i know you maybe didn't mean anything , you may tell me that its just a joke, but trust me if you did this joke once you may had done it many times !

[Ray]

How Does Justin Bieber Removes The C*nd*m ?
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He Farts

i can see why people are jealous of justin. I mean, who wouldn't be? He is extremely lucky. But he worked hard to get to where he is now. And if you are jealous of him, shouldn't you be out living your own life and chase your own dreams instead of hating on him? That certainly won't take you anywhere.

So in the end this is a comedy corner so im not ganna turn this into a serious conversation, just want you to know that, justin owned a movie on the age of 16 and got over a 75 reward at the same age, i just want you to know that u dont have to insult him, and u also dont have to love him, just respect people who did help much in this life and did great things, he saved millions of lives and he have to be thanked and not insulted !

well i know you maybe didn't mean anything , you may tell me that its just a joke, but trust me if you did this joke once you may had done it many times !

Jealous yes .. you got me
i want to be called "p*ssy" but over 7 million person around the world ... i'm so jealous

[thEnd]

How Does Justin Bieber Removes The C*nd*m ?
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He Farts

i can see why people are jealous of justin. I mean, who wouldn't be? He is extremely lucky. But he worked hard to get to where he is now. And if you are jealous of him, shouldn't you be out living your own life and chase your own dreams instead of hating on him? That certainly won't take you anywhere.

So in the end this is a comedy corner so im not ganna turn this into a serious conversation, just want you to know that, justin owned a movie on the age of 16 and got over a 75 reward at the same age, i just want you to know that u dont have to insult him, and u also dont have to love him, just respect people who did help much in this life and did great things, he saved millions of lives and he have to be thanked and not insulted !

well i know you maybe didn't mean anything , you may tell me that its just a joke, but trust me if you did this joke once you may had done it many times !

Jealous yes .. you got me
i want to be called "p*ssy" but over 7 million person around the world ... i'm so jealous

He earns a week more than will a lifetime

You have a choice to keep your pride and be poor or swallow it and get some money.. It applies not only in music industry..  Then bigger the amount the money, then more you need lock your core of values into "golden cage"...

[Malik~]

I rang up British Telecom, I said, ''I want to report a nuisance caller'', he said ''Not you again''. 
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A sandwich walks into a bar. The barman says ''Sorry we don't serve food in here''
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I went to the Doctors the other day, and he said, 'Go to Bournemouth, it's great for flu'. So I went  -  and I got it.
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Police: where do u live?
Me: with my parents
Police: where does ur parents live?
Me: with me
Police: where do u all live?
Me: together
Police: where is ur house?
Me: next to my neighbors house
Police: where is your neighbors house?
Me: if i tell you u wont believe me.
Police: tell me
Me: next to my house
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I was in in the public restroom
I was barely sitting down when I heard a voice in the other stall:
"Hi, how are you?"
Me: (embarrassed) "Doin' fine!"
Stall: "So what are you up to?"
Me: "Uhhh, I'm like you, just sitting here."
Stall: "Can I come over?"
Me: (attitude) "No, I'm a little busy right now!!"
Stall: "Listen, I'll have to call you back. There's an idiot in the other stall who keeps answering all my questions!