Author Topic: Post Your Funniest Jokes (Read 2299 times)

Joker` · « **Reply #40 on:** November 03, 2012, 03:30:27 pm »

Hahaha all jokes is funny I can't stop laughing about it all XD

SAViZi · « **Reply #41 on:** November 18, 2012, 01:11:28 pm »

I'am always on the first place on de_italy.
(Vs chickens

tajski · « **Reply #42 on:** December 13, 2012, 11:19:17 pm »

Knock, knock! Who's there?
Snow
Snow who?
*silence*

BA DUM TSS!

DrDrake · « **Reply #43 on:** December 13, 2012, 11:42:18 pm »

A patient(from Iraq)(No Racism) comes to see Doctor for a medical check-up. Doc as always asks a few questions to find out some information about patient, but because of the guy's long hair and funny face he starts asking some other questions.

Doc: Sex?

Patient: Yes!

Doc: No, male or female?

Patient: Oh yes, male and female sometimes camel!

Facebook · « **Reply #44 on:** December 26, 2012, 10:29:57 am »

Once a Girl Went to An Electronic Shop With Anger
&
Threw Her New Laptop On The Desk At A Person From Whom She Bought.
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She Told The Salesman That YouHave Cheated Me,
I Cannot Transfer File From My Previous Laptop..!!
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Salesman : Madam, Can You Please Try In Front Of Me..??
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This Is What She Did :
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1) Right Clicked The Mouse On The File Which She Wanted To Transfer&Selected CUT Option.
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2) Disconnected The Mouse FromThat PC.
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3) Took That Mouse Carefully&Connected It To The Other PC Where She Wanted To Copy That File. .
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4) Right Clicked The Mouse&Selected The PASTE Option. . . , . Salesman Died . . ;P

DrDrake · « **Reply #45 on:** December 27, 2012, 01:23:52 pm »

Quote from: Facebook on December 26, 2012, 10:29:57 am

Once a Girl Went to An Electronic Shop With Anger
&
Threw Her New Laptop On The Desk At A Person From Whom She Bought.
.
.
She Told The Salesman That YouHave Cheated Me,
I Cannot Transfer File From My Previous Laptop..!!
.
.
Salesman : Madam, Can You Please Try In Front Of Me..??
.
This Is What She Did :
.
1) Right Clicked The Mouse On The File Which She Wanted To Transfer&Selected CUT Option.
.
.
2) Disconnected The Mouse FromThat PC.
.
.
3) Took That Mouse Carefully&Connected It To The Other PC Where She Wanted To Copy That File. .
.
.
4) Right Clicked The Mouse&Selected The PASTE Option. . . , . Salesman Died . . ;P

Haha, nice!

almighty DomiNic · « **Reply #46 on:** January 01, 2013, 12:57:24 am »

1st of Jan 2013, last time i had a shower, it was last year!

SAViZi · « **Reply #47 on:** January 14, 2013, 05:37:51 pm »

On "assault" huge hangar
Terror right now will suffice blow.
Counter Savi found a machine gun,
More in a warehouse nobody lives!

The boy played with one hand in Cs. Only runs or shoots on base.

DrDrake · « **Reply #48 on:** January 14, 2013, 06:25:09 pm »

Quote from: ♚________Šɚʋɨღ on January 14, 2013, 05:37:51 pm

On "assault" huge hangar
Terror right now will suffice blow.
Counter Savi found a machine gun,
More in a warehouse nobody lives!

The boy played with one hand in Cs. Only runs or shoots on base.

wth did i just read?

I-EKILER · « **Reply #49 on:** January 14, 2013, 06:27:07 pm »

we allowed racist jokes with no intent for racism?

Koray · « **Reply #50 on:** January 15, 2013, 06:26:31 pm »

There was a midget in the forest he said hi

The end

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SAViZi · « **Reply #51 on:** January 15, 2013, 07:19:26 pm »

Quote from: Revex |Koray010 on January 15, 2013, 06:26:31 pm

There was a midget in the forest he said hi
The end .

Hmm Not bad.

Sick Boy! (JiM) · « **Reply #52 on:** January 19, 2013, 01:29:58 pm »

Someone Farted and the other fly

tajski · « **Reply #53 on:** January 19, 2013, 01:54:44 pm »

Why are mexicans and basketball players alike?

• They both run jump, shoot and steal.

PS: Nothing personal against Mexicans!

SuperGeent · « **Reply #54 on:** January 19, 2013, 10:54:41 pm »

A teacher asks the pupils some questions like what does chicken give to us - pupils yelled eggs
again the teacher asks what does sheep give - pupils yelled meaat
and in the last question the teacher asks what does cow give- pupils yelled homewoork

maybe not funny but its interesting

Yuva · « **Reply #55 on:** January 23, 2013, 04:30:30 am »

Women to dentist

Women: Its so painful...Its better to get pregnant than to have a tooth pulled out.

Dentist : Decide now, so I can adjust the chair accordingly

DrDrake · « **Reply #56 on:** January 23, 2013, 03:59:04 pm »

Do you want to hear a joke?
Rabbit farted...
Do you want to hear a joke?

Platypus · « **Reply #57 on:** January 25, 2013, 05:32:54 pm »

Twinkle twinkle little star, I want to hit you with my car.

Kinder. · « **Reply #58 on:** January 26, 2013, 05:28:19 am »

Quote from: Platypus on January 25, 2013, 05:32:54 pm

Twinkle twinkle little star, I want to hit you with my car.

Hahaha! Interesting!

SAViZi · « **Reply #59 on:** February 07, 2013, 03:54:58 pm »

I am a broccoli, and I resemble a tree.
I am a nut, and I resemble a brain.
I am a mushroom, and I detest it games. -.-