A couple of things,
I called my teacher mum a couple of times
My best friends mum died, At her wake i got extremely drunk and threw up in her best friends shoe. lovely.
Ripped my trousers and work once, everyone could see most of my arse all shift.
That exact day, saw some hot girls who had this extremely tight top on, the button bust open when i was serving her and i had the most awkward erection.
Got caught having sex once, interesting.