I start first, and enjoy the little story.

Once upon a time, a stuffed bear and a pillow cat got names.
The bear is named Mendo, the cat is named Tomina. It's said that Mendo keeps away bad dreams from reaching replica's head, but when Replica dreams about birthday parties with lots of underage girls, he transfers the excitement to Mendo as his crouch reaches Featherly Heights. The Pillowcat carries replica's big brain, and as it digest food it makes replica dream about kittens and food.
Mendo is the name of a macedonian coding website.
http://mendo.mk/Welcome.doTony is a coder
Tony sleeps with Replica
Tomina is a feminized name of Tom
Koray was dressed as Tom last Helloween.
Replica sleeps on Koray.

Mendo took the seat of Replica not letting him study Calculus, Tomina covered the Notebook with her belly so Replica can think about food.

Mendo got a bit horny from watching Jellyfish Porn, and took Tomina on the chair.
Repeat Cycle...

Mendo and Tomina never have Fresh air, so Replica invested into digging this plant from his yard to purify the stench of Hamburger and Pizza in Replica's room.
Donate to fight against Replica's gasses so Mendo and Tomina can breathe the alpine air
The End.
Inb4 Boredom
Inb4 Chair for Dwarves
Inb4 so many Lights
Inb4 So much White, sorry Islam
