Author Topic: Funny quotes (Read 508 times)

♪♪♫ Toxic☆Hunter ツ · « **on:** August 26, 2011, 04:39:40 pm »

I'll keep adding if I find some cool quotes, but now let's start

<Khassaki> HI EVERYBODY!!!!!!!!!!<Judge-Mental> try pressing the the Caps Lock key<Khassaki> O THANKS!!! ITS SO MUCH EASIER TO WRITE NOW!!!!!!!<Judge-Mental> f*ck me<mage> what should I give sister for unzipping?<Kevyn> Um. Ten bucks?<mage> no I mean like, WinZip?<NES> lol<NES> I download something from Napster<NES> And the same guy I downloaded it from starts downloading it from me when I'm done<NES> I message him and say "What are you doing? I just got that from you"<NES> "getting my song back f*cker"

♪♪♫ Toxic☆Hunter ツ · « **Reply #1 on:** August 26, 2011, 05:21:49 pm »

ROFL :DI tried this on some dumba55 and it worked xDHe actually typed his pass and I ghosted his nick LOLCthon98> hey, if you type in your pw, it will show as stars<Cthon98> ********* see!<AzureDiamond> hunter2<AzureDiamond> doesnt look like stars to me<Cthon98> <AzureDiamond> *******<Cthon98> thats what I see<AzureDiamond> oh, really?<Cthon98> Absolutely<AzureDiamond> you can go hunter2 my hunter2-ing hunter2<AzureDiamond> haha, does that look funny to you?<Cthon98> lol, yes. See, when YOU type hunter2, it shows to us as *******<AzureDiamond> thats neat, I didnt know IRC did that<Cthon98> yep, no matter how many times you type hunter2, it will show to us as *******<AzureDiamond> awesome!<AzureDiamond> wait, how do you know my pw?<Cthon98> er, I just copy pasted YOUR ******'s and it appears to YOU as hunter2 cause its your pw<AzureDiamond> oh, ok.

EsaT · « **Reply #2 on:** August 26, 2011, 05:43:25 pm »

Girl : Lets make loveBoy : Lets listen to dubstepGirl : Wanna do both?Boy : Ok*making love*Police : So she just exploded?!

♪♪♫ Toxic☆Hunter ツ · « **Reply #3 on:** August 26, 2011, 11:49:51 pm »

Hilarious xDDD<acidwar> last night, tony and I decided to stop off on the way to the party to get some beer<acidwar> we come out of the shop a few minutes later and there's a parking guy writing a ticket<acidwar> tony goes up to him and asks him what the ticket's for, parking guy explains that the car is parked in a no standing zone<acidwar> tony starts abusing him and tells him to cram it up his ass, so the guy writes a ticket for abusing him<Nuzzler> haha<acidwar> so tony gets up him even more, and every time he says something the guy writes another ticket<acidwar> 14 tickets later, the guy gives up and walks off<dendyh0> ...<acidwar> and we both PISS ourselves laughing as we walk back to tony's car around the corner, leaving some poor bastard with 14 parking fines

<dendyh0> AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA<Nuzzler> ROFL!!

EsaT · « **Reply #4 on:** August 27, 2011, 12:11:01 am »

My uncle said "How can you listen to that screaming and noise" we had a quarell .So, anyone know how to hide a body ? .. <3 DUBSTEP

IssA · « **Reply #5 on:** August 27, 2011, 09:50:56 pm »

Quote from: Toxic Hunter on August 26, 2011, 05:21:49 pm

ROFL :DI tried this on some dumba55 and it worked xDHe actually typed his pass and I ghosted his nick LOLCthon98> hey, if you type in your pw, it will show as stars<Cthon98> ********* see!<AzureDiamond> hunter2<AzureDiamond> doesnt look like stars to me<Cthon98> <AzureDiamond> *******<Cthon98> thats what I see<AzureDiamond> oh, really?<Cthon98> Absolutely<AzureDiamond> you can go hunter2 my hunter2-ing hunter2<AzureDiamond> haha, does that look funny to you?<Cthon98> lol, yes. See, when YOU type hunter2, it shows to us as *******<AzureDiamond> thats neat, I didnt know IRC did that<Cthon98> yep, no matter how many times you type hunter2, it will show to us as *******<AzureDiamond> awesome!<AzureDiamond> wait, how do you know my pw?<Cthon98> er, I just copy pasted YOUR ******'s and it appears to YOU as hunter2 cause its your pw<AzureDiamond> oh, ok.

hahaha this made me laugh

♪♪♫ Toxic☆Hunter ツ · « **Reply #6 on:** August 27, 2011, 10:00:23 pm »

Here's another one I find very hilarious xD* Snake is now known as Snake|Food* Magus steals snakes food* Snake|Food is now known as Snake|<Magus> lol<Magus> score!* Snake| is now known as Snake[[Food]]<@Snake[[Food]]> it's in a cage<@Snake[[Food]]> leave alone<Magus> fux

EsaT · « **Reply #7 on:** August 27, 2011, 10:02:54 pm »

Lol toxic ahahgahahahahai dont get it

♪♪♫ Toxic☆Hunter ツ · « **Reply #8 on:** August 27, 2011, 10:04:28 pm »

Quote from: Esat52 on August 27, 2011, 10:02:54 pm

Lol toxic ahahgahahahahai dont get it

You don't get what? Food? Yeah, coz it's in a cage xD

EsaT · « **Reply #9 on:** August 27, 2011, 10:07:12 pm »

Quote from: Toxic Hunter on August 27, 2011, 10:04:28 pm

Quote from: Esat52 on August 27, 2011, 10:02:54 pm
Lol toxic ahahgahahahahai dont get it
You don't get what? Food? Yeah, coz it's in a cage xD

aaaah ok manI get it now roflmao

♪♪♫ Toxic☆Hunter ツ · « **Reply #10 on:** August 29, 2011, 03:55:13 pm »

haha lol

<Storm> Ah sh1t theres a fire in the dorms<Storm> Guess I should leave, brb<Zekk> Hhmm.... that sucks<Storm> Whew, it got put out<Zekk> Everything OK?<Storm> Yea, we are thinking about starting another one to get all the chicks out there in their underwear again =P<Mosswing> anyone here got berserk series ?Â¿<Mosswing> in DivX format<^cell^> i got a boner<^cell^> does that count?<Mosswing> what is boner ?Â¿<Mosswing> is it good?<^cell^> yeah man<^cell^> everyone has a boner<^cell^> why dont you?<Mosswing> how many episodes?<Mosswing> i would like it too if it is great

Mom: Where were you last night?Son: Studying with my friends.Mom: Don't lie.Son: Alright, I was at a stripper club.Mom: DID YOU SEE ANYTHING THERE THAT YOU WERE NOT SUPPOSED TO SEE?!?!?Son: yeh...I saw dad.

Ezalor · « **Reply #11 on:** August 31, 2011, 09:16:43 am »

Quote from: Toxic Hunter on August 26, 2011, 04:39:40 pm

I'll keep adding if I find some cool quotes, but now let's start <Khassaki> HI EVERYBODY!!!!!!!!!!<Judge-Mental> try pressing the the Caps Lock key<Khassaki> O THANKS!!! ITS SO MUCH EASIER TO WRITE NOW!!!!!!!<Judge-Mental> f*ck me<mage> what should I give sister for unzipping?<Kevyn> Um. Ten bucks?<mage> no I mean like, WinZip?<NES> lol<NES> I download something from Napster<NES> And the same guy I downloaded it from starts downloading it from me when I'm done<NES> I message him and say "What are you doing? I just got that from you"<NES> "getting my song back f*cker"

mouhahahahahaha xD i love that last one

♪♪♫ Toxic☆Hunter ツ · « **Reply #12 on:** August 31, 2011, 05:03:40 pm »

Quote from: Tender on August 31, 2011, 09:16:43 am

Quote from: Toxic Hunter on August 26, 2011, 04:39:40 pm
I'll keep adding if I find some cool quotes, but now let's start <Khassaki> HI EVERYBODY!!!!!!!!!!<Judge-Mental> try pressing the the Caps Lock key<Khassaki> O THANKS!!! ITS SO MUCH EASIER TO WRITE NOW!!!!!!!<Judge-Mental> f*ck me<mage> what should I give sister for unzipping?<Kevyn> Um. Ten bucks?<mage> no I mean like, WinZip?<NES> lol<NES> I download something from Napster<NES> And the same guy I downloaded it from starts downloading it from me when I'm done<NES> I message him and say "What are you doing? I just got that from you"<NES> "getting my song back f*cker"
mouhahahahahaha xD i love that last one

Yeah, one of the best

redshift' · « **Reply #13 on:** August 31, 2011, 05:15:57 pm »

<RedShift> Lol you mad bro ?<sami<3> Raged quit ...

EsaT · « **Reply #14 on:** August 31, 2011, 05:18:32 pm »

Quote from: +pervshift on August 31, 2011, 05:15:57 pm

<RedShift> Lol you mad bro ?<sami<3> Raged quit ...

You said u would wanted peace...But u start bashing pplThats not peace you know..

enzo · « **Reply #15 on:** August 31, 2011, 05:28:27 pm »

yea, then he make leave topic and still come back wanting peace -.-

EsaT · « **Reply #16 on:** September 01, 2011, 05:59:06 pm »

Q: Why is Skrillex so bad at fishing?A: He always drops the bass.

Jason Bourne · « **Reply #17 on:** September 05, 2011, 01:00:05 pm »

Quote from: Toxic Hunter on August 26, 2011, 05:21:49 pm

ROFL :DI tried this on some dumba55 and it worked xDHe actually typed his pass and I ghosted his nick LOLCthon98> hey, if you type in your pw, it will show as stars<Cthon98> ********* see!<AzureDiamond> hunter2<AzureDiamond> doesnt look like stars to me<Cthon98> <AzureDiamond> *******<Cthon98> thats what I see<AzureDiamond> oh, really?<Cthon98> Absolutely<AzureDiamond> you can go hunter2 my hunter2-ing hunter2<AzureDiamond> haha, does that look funny to you?<Cthon98> lol, yes. See, when YOU type hunter2, it shows to us as *******<AzureDiamond> thats neat, I didnt know IRC did that<Cthon98> yep, no matter how many times you type hunter2, it will show to us as *******<AzureDiamond> awesome!<AzureDiamond> wait, how do you know my pw?<Cthon98> er, I just copy pasted YOUR ******'s and it appears to YOU as hunter2 cause its your pw<AzureDiamond> oh, ok.

LOOOL!!!

♪♪♫ Toxic☆Hunter ツ · « **Reply #18 on:** September 05, 2011, 09:46:07 pm »

LOL I wish I did this, pity I did not remembered something like that

The teacher puts 2x + 5x2 Ã· -8 + 21aOn the board and tells me, "solve the problem"...I get up, and erase the board, problem solved!

EsaT · « **Reply #19 on:** September 05, 2011, 09:56:17 pm »

Quote from: Toxic Hunter on September 05, 2011, 09:46:07 pm

LOL I wish I did this, pity I did not remembered something like that The teacher puts 2x + 5x2 Ã· -8 + 21aOn the board and tells me, "solve the problem"...I get up, and erase the board, problem solved!

hhaah lool