What Men really mean:-Its good beer = It was on saleI broke up with her = She dumped meThats interesting dear = Are you still talkingThats womens work = Its difficult,dirty & thanklessCan I help with dinner? = Why isnt my dinner ready?What did I do this time? = What did you catch me doing?You expect too much of me = You want me to stay awakeWe share the housework = I make the mess,she cleans it upI left plenty of petrol in the car = You may actually get it to startHave you lost weight? = I just spent our last 60 on a cordless drillThis relationship is getting too serious = I like you more than my carYou look terrific = Oh God,please dont try on any more outfits,I'm starvingI'll take you to a fancy restaurant = Someplace that doesnt have a drive thruI missed you = I can't find any socks,the kids are hungry & were out of bog rollWhat do you mean,you need new clothes? = You just bought new clothes 3yrs agoI'v got my reasons for what I'm doing = And I sure hope I think of some pretty soonDear Spell checker, Yes i have spelt favourite wrong, and colour and maybe centre and theatre. But that is the British way, and as i am British i will spell it the British way. So i am asking politely if you would bog off with underlining them words. Thank you. (:
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