Quotes :D

[Ejay]

Hello guys , If Anyone got a nice Quotes post it here
P.S Please Number it so people can comment on the quotes by saying the quote number then his comment ..
I'll Start

1)Your talent is God's gift to you. What you do with it is your gift back to God
2)Mistakes are always forgivable, if you have the courage to admit them
3)Life will knock us down, but we can choose whether or not to stand back up
4)Insanity is doing something over and over again and expecting different results
5)A Journey of 1000 Miles Begins with a single Step

[Jason Bourne]

Some random quotes

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"Success is a lousy teacher. It seduces smart people into thinking they can't lose." - Bill Gates

~Brunette: When I grow up I wanna go to MARS!
Normal: I WANNA STAY ON EARTH WHEN I GROW UP
Blondie: I WANNA GO TO THE SUN WHEN I GROW UP!
Brunette and Normal: BUT U'LL BURN!
Blondie: DONT BE STUPID IM GOING AT NIGHT ~ Jason....(not rlly from me)

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It doesn't matter how often a married man changes his job, he still ends up with the same boss.(wife)

~Teacher: Ok, whoever answers my next question can go home.
*A boy throws his bag out of the window*
Teacher: Who threw that?!
Boy: Me! I'm going home!

~9 Things I Hate About Everyone

1. People who point at their wrist while asking for the time.... I know where my watch is pal, where the heck is yours?

2. People who are willing to get off their butt to search the entire room for the T.V. remote because they refuse to walk to the T.V. and change the channel manually.

3. When people say 'Oh you just want to have your cake and eat it too'. You got that right! What good is cake if you can't eat it?

4. When people say 'it's always the last place you look'. Of course it is. Why the heck would you keep looking after you've found it? Do people do this?

5. When people say while watching a film 'did you see that?'. No Loser, I paid $12 to come to the cinema and stare at the stupid floor.


6 People who ask 'Can I ask you a question?'.... Didn't really give me a choice there, did ya sunshine?

7. When something is 'new and improved!' Which is it? If it's new, then there has never been anything before it. If it's an improvement, then there must have been something before it, couldn't be new.

8. When people say 'life is short'. What the heck?? Life is the longest thing anyone ever does!! What can you do that's longer?


9. When you are waiting for the bus and someone asks 'Has the bus come yet?'. If the bus came, would I still be standing here?

~Wikipedia: "I know everything!"

Google: "I have everthing!"

Facebook: "I know everybody!"

Internet: "Without me, you all are nothing."

Electricity: "Keep talking, *******."

[Ejay]

Some random quotes

~

"Success is a lousy teacher. It seduces smart people into thinking they can't lose." - Bill Gates

~Brunette: When I grow up I wanna go to MARS!
Normal: I WANNA STAY ON EARTH WHEN I GROW UP
Blondie: I WANNA GO TO THE SUN WHEN I GROW UP!
Brunette and Normal: BUT U'LL BURN!
Blondie: DONT BE STUPID IM GOING AT NIGHT ~ Jason....(not rlly from me)

~

It doesn't matter how often a married man changes his job, he still ends up with the same boss.(wife)

~Teacher: Ok, whoever answers my next question can go home.
*A boy throws his bag out of the window*
Teacher: Who threw that?!
Boy: Me! I'm going home!

~9 Things I Hate About Everyone

1. People who point at their wrist while asking for the time.... I know where my watch is pal, where the heck is yours?

2. People who are willing to get off their butt to search the entire room for the T.V. remote because they refuse to walk to the T.V. and change the channel manually.

3. When people say 'Oh you just want to have your cake and eat it too'. You got that right! What good is cake if you can't eat it?

4. When people say 'it's always the last place you look'. Of course it is. Why the heck would you keep looking after you've found it? Do people do this?

5. When people say while watching a film 'did you see that?'. No Loser, I paid $12 to come to the cinema and stare at the stupid floor.


6 People who ask 'Can I ask you a question?'.... Didn't really give me a choice there, did ya sunshine?

7. When something is 'new and improved!' Which is it? If it's new, then there has never been anything before it. If it's an improvement, then there must have been something before it, couldn't be new.

8. When people say 'life is short'. What the heck?? Life is the longest thing anyone ever does!! What can you do that's longer?


9. When you are waiting for the bus and someone asks 'Has the bus come yet?'. If the bus came, would I still be standing here?

~Wikipedia: "I know everything!"

Google: "I have everthing!"

Facebook: "I know everybody!"

Internet: "Without me, you all are nothing."

Electricity: "Keep talking, *******."

wow nice quotes buddy
I Enjoyed much of them

[Arne]

Haha The last quotes of Jason were awesome

[tαshαღ]

The happiest people dont have the best of everything, they just make the best of everything

[Ejay]

The happiest people dont have the best of everything, they just make the best of everything

nice one
so I think this thread was a good one didn't fail

[Zole]

[size=\\\"4\\\"]Love begins with a smile, grows with a kiss and ends with a tear[/size].
   Beauty is simply reality seen with the eyes of love and love is the only thing that power cannot command and money cannot buy.

[MousccefLexx]

You can't be dumb, you already are ((

['PL']

When we have glimpsed, by an overwhelming and readily renewable intuition, anyone’s own uselessness, it is incomprehensible that everyone has not done the same. To do away with oneself seems such a clear and simple action! Why is it so rare, why does everyone avoid it? Because, if reason disavows the appetite for life, the nothing which extends our acts is nonetheless of a power superior to all absolutes; it explains the tacit coalition of mortals against death; it is not only the symbol of existence, but existence itself; it is everything. And this nothing, this everything, cannot give life a meaning, but it nonetheless makes life persevere in what it is: a state of non-[font=\\\"sans-serif\\\"][color=\\\"#333333\\\"]suicidal[/color][/font]
I follow this quote like my life.