1. I was always an A student in class with a shit attitude and used to go to school 2 times a week instead of 5.
2. I ran over somebody with a car once.
3. My favorite Emperor is Shark.
3 is a lie 
1. I've been ambushed inside a store with 15 people holding guns in my face.
2. I have been scouted by Crystal Palace manager back in 2005, I told him I play for Arsenal. He invited me to go train with them and I didn't bother going.
3. I had a threesome with an amazing brunette and an amazing blonde in shower.
You got me ! For you 3 is a lie, you're a muslim you cannot be doing such crap since you're too tight to your religion.
1. I had an affair with my Imformatics teacher in 11th grade.
2. I dove into a cave 100m below sea level.
3. I once was caught smoking weed with my ex during recess (in school) behind the buses.