-A bosom is only as strong as its weakest boob
-A boob cannot change its nipple
-One boob in the hand is better than 10 boobs on tv
-Caress two boobs with one hand
-Sucking a nipple a day keeps the doctor away
-Do unto boobs as you would have them do to you
-Don't look a gift boob in the nipple
-Every nipple has a pinkish lining
-Every boob has his price
-He who fights and runs away, may live to slap some titties another day
-If God had meant us to be happy he'd have given men boobs too
-If you can't stand the heat get your face out of the bosom
-In for a nipple, in for a boob
-It takes two boobs to tango
-It's better to have loved boobs and lost than never to have loved boobs at all
-Boobs don't grow on trees
-Never judge a boob by its cover
-People who live in glass houses shouldn't show their boobs
-The bigger they are, the harder they fall
-The boobs are always bigger on the other side of the fence
-The more boobs the merrier
-The boob is mightier than sword
-Two boobs are better than one