heaven was getting crowded, so to organise everything god only let people who died in a really bad way in.
First person:I was sure my wife was having an affair, so I went home early that day to catch the man. I looked everywhere but I couldn't find him. finally, just when I was about to give up, I found him hanging off the balcony. I quickly grabbed my hammer and started hitting his fingers. he fell, but landed on some bushes. I went and grabbed my fridge and dropped it on him. he died but I also died because of a mini heart attack from all the strain.
God thought this was pretty bad and let him through.
God:how did you die?
Second person: I am an acrobatic. so I was doing my usual stunt when my ankle twisted and I fell. luckily I grabbed the balcony of an apparent below. suddenly, this crazy maniac got out his hammer and started hitting my fingers. I let go and luckily fell on some bushes. but than he dropped a fridge on me.
God Laughed and let him through. he thought this work wasn't so bad.
God: how did you die?
Third person: ok, picture this. I am naked, inside a fridge...
Topic: Fridge (Read 40 times)