To be quite honest, what I have noticed is that you have temper issues, you are obsessed about what others talk about you and how you're going to reply back, most of the people here like to joke around an have fun.
If you dislike it then ignore them, but you always decide to reply back with hatred and offensively.
Try to work on your temper first before applying for admin otherwise its gonna cause shitload of trouble.
Im not being an asshole, neither is it personal, just my humble opinion

Reapply in a month's time.