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Offline Jeb

Jeb Begins
« on: June 04, 2016, 06:12:15 pm »
>I was only twenty-two years old
>I loved Ambrosia so much, I owned all the fanarts and merchandise
>I pray to @Eros every night, thanking him for the life I have been given
>"Programming is love", I say, "Programming is life"
>My dad hears me and calls me a faggot
>He is obviously jealous of my devotion to Ambrosia
>I called him a cunt
>He slaps me and sends me to my room
>I am joining Ambrosia now, because of @Velaxers
>I go into my bed and it is very cold
>I feel a warmth moving towards me
>I fell something touch me
>It's Eros!
>I am so happy
>He whispers into my ear, "This is my swamp"
>He grabs me with his powerful ogre hands and puts me on my hands and knees
>I'm ready
>I spread my programming knowledge for Ambrosia.
>He penetrates my skills
>It takes so much, but I do it for Ambrosia
>I can feel my skills tearing as my fingers start to code
>I push against his force
>I want to please @~RoN
>He roars a mighty roar as he fills my position with his love
>My dad walks in
>Eros looks him deep in the eyes and says, "It's all ogre now"
>He leaves through my window
Ambrosia is love, Ambrosia is life.

P.S: Eros I tried my best. He forced me to!
« Last Edit: June 04, 2016, 06:17:12 pm by Jeb »

Re: Jeb Begins
« Reply #1 on: June 04, 2016, 06:16:10 pm »
shrek


(if i could find eros's old pics on forums i would photoshop them)
"-r/CopyPasta."

Offline dave`

Re: Jeb Begins
« Reply #2 on: June 04, 2016, 06:18:46 pm »
>I was only twenty-two years old
>I loved Ambrosia so much, I owned all the fanarts and merchandise
>I pray to @Eros every night, thanking him for the life I have been given
>"Programming is love", I say, "Programming is life"
>My dad hears me and calls me a faggot
>He is obviously jealous of my devotion to Ambrosia
>I called him a cunt
>He slaps me and sends me to my room
>I am joining Ambrosia now, because of @Velaxers
>I go into my bed and it is very cold
>I feel a warmth moving towards me
>I fell something touch me
>It's Eros!
>I am so happy
>He whispers into my ear, "This is my swamp"
>He grabs me with his powerful ogre hands and puts me on my hands and knees
>I'm ready
>I spread my programming knowledge for Ambrosia.
>He penetrates my skills
>It takes so much, but I do it for Ambrosia
>I can feel my skills tearing as my fingers start to code
>I push against his force
>I want to please @~RoN
>He roars a mighty roar as he fills my position with his love
>My dad walks in
>Eros looks him deep in the eyes and says, "It's all ogre now"
>He leaves through my window
Ambrosia is love, Ambrosia is life.

P.S: Eros I tried my best. He forced me to!
From all this we learned
Eros is love,eros is life
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Offline Ed

Re: Jeb Begins
« Reply #3 on: June 04, 2016, 06:21:24 pm »
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Offline 'PL'

Re: Jeb Begins
« Reply #4 on: June 04, 2016, 06:37:29 pm »
Great addition to Software Engineer Department

Next we should get the whole 4chan

shrek
(Image removed from quote.)

(if i could find eros's old pics on forums i would photoshop them)
That gray one with his piercings?

That's edgy sami 2010
« Last Edit: June 04, 2016, 06:39:17 pm by 'PL' »

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Re: Jeb Begins
« Reply #5 on: June 04, 2016, 06:57:45 pm »
Hell of a beginning!

Offline thEnd

Re: Jeb Begins
« Reply #6 on: June 04, 2016, 07:56:43 pm »
Once you will learn about Eros fetishes ... It's next level mate...