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Recycling => National Archives => Off-Topic Archive => Topic started by: Red Wolf on February 06, 2015, 04:59:06 pm
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Well, you can see the title, so, can you tell us the most awkward (embarrasing) moment you have ever been/experienced?
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(http://i60.tinypic.com/4gszrl.jpg) :3
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well i dont get in too many awkward moments but this week i was at the gym doing my thing :D
and some guy was standing infront of me and looking at my direction "come here" he said so i walked up to him and was like "need help"
A few seconds later his friend arrives and im just feelin dumb at that moment so i just walked away :'(
wasnt a big awkward moment but its the first that comes to mind
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Awkward situation: Holding myself not to warn you for posting in wrong section. :o
Moved to General Off Topic section
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I was holdin a cat unconventionally :D
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Once at middle school at the end of a lecture,i thought it was ended but it wasnt then i started gathering my stuff and i was the only one who was going out everyone was sitting ,it was so Inbaressing.
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I was at school and when lesson ended I thought it was time to eat, when I go down to buy sth to eat find myself alone like stupid. I had to wait 1 more lesson for eating time :D
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Wearing a knitting upside down and going out without paying attention till somebody told me about.
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Called my teacher "mom" by mistake. FML.
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Working at mediamarkt and then someone in a wheelchair without legs comes towards u asking if i could help him out with him. Then responding with ya sure walk with me.
Painfull as fck
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I once said "have fun" to someone who was going to a funeral.
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I got a new one just happened right now xD, I was on omegle, video omegle, and found out a guy, we were talking and like that.. i found him boring, i told him "I think my dad woke up i gotta go sleep" and then i went to meet another strangers, after like 5-10 minutes of talking to few strangers, i met with him again HAHAHA! that was really awkward and impressing xD I was like oh shit what shall i say HAHAHAHAHA!
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Life.
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Called my teacher "mom" by mistake. FML.
that has happened to me before :-[
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Called my teacher "mom" by mistake. FML.
that has happened to me before :-[
Lol, my friend called teacher "uncle"
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The haircutter called me and then some randoms douches sayin "Hey we were first so i sat on the cutters chair and nothing happend gg
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The haircutter called me and then some randoms douches sayin "Hey we were first so i sat on the cutters chair and nothing happend gg
It's hairdresser buddy hairdresser or barber if you want not haircutter, guess this is more awkward from you. ;D
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Reading this topic.... awkward
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The haircutter called me and then some randoms douches sayin "Hey we were first so i sat on the cutters chair and nothing happend gg
It's hairdresser buddy hairdresser or barber if you want not haircutter, guess this is more awkward from you. ;D
XD what ever i wrote it laik 1 AM tired as shit
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Reading this topic.... awkward
maybe yes, but founder of boobism and sexiest bum? Awkward please :D
and this hairdresser thing, why should we call him hairdresser when he cuts them? Or barbar, hrmm, id prefer no, i dont wana get eaten :D (btw we albanians call hairdresser berber)
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Keep calling my female teachers 'Mister' and male teachers 'Miss'
I still do it by accident.
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I remember once in school i was like 8, the lesson was going smoothly and suddenly the class went silent and a i freakin FARTED so loud!!! :'( :'( :'(
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Loosing a bet with a mate, that I should touch our french teacher's ass. She was 23 - Hot.
Well I did, as the other thing I would of had to do, was stay 3 hours in the women's toilette.
The more akward moment was, when she was cool with it and only laughed lol..
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Playing osu! at home playing a song with alot of soft-nude things in it.
Dad came into my room and stared at me for a good minute shaking his head no .-.
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Loosing a bet with a mate, that I should touch our french teacher's ass. She was 23 - Hot.
Well I did, as the other thing I would of had to do, was stay 3 hours in the women's toilette.
The more akward moment was, when she was cool with it and only laughed lol..
LOL, All my teachers are retard, hrm, i mean almost retired :D
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Well, it was 2 years ago, i just woke up and walked to school, it was parents reunion day on 3PM
I wasn't really aware that the math teacher was behind my friends, so i turned around to talk to them and screamed loudly: "WHO WANTS TO BET THAT ***** (math teacher name) WILL BE COMING TODAY WITH A DYED HAIR BECAUSE OF THE REUNION?"
(he always dyes his hair because he's too old)
And he was like "turn around and walk" :-[
P.S: I had 13-14 hours maths a week.
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asking someone at a store for a different size and realizing they don’t work there HAHA
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I've read most of these moments on 9gag...
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getting a boner in class,then called by the teacher to the board to explain something
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#1 When you do something that accidentally generates a loud farting sound and people look at you as if you farted, and then you decide to keep doing the thing that made the fart noise hoping you generate a farting noises to show them that you didn't actually fart...so you basically end up in a situation where strangers are staring at you like you're an idiot while you try to make farting noises.
#2 Bumping into someone at the grocery store and saying goodbye, then seeing them in every aisle after that.
#3 When you're around a couple and they start having an argument.
#4 When somebody catches you staring at them, twice.
#5 Seeing someone you sort of know in the doctor's waiting room. You have to sit by them but neither of you can ask the only obvious question: Why are you here? This happened to my girlfriend with my mum when we'd only been going out a few months. Saw each other and my mum asks "Oh, why are you here? Is everything ok?" My girlfriend said "I'm not ill, I'm just.... I'm here to get the pill" to which my mum replied "Oh right... at least you're not going to get pregnant" and they just sat there in silence.
#6 Told a joke at a weekly breakfast meeting, 40 people. Got to the end, no one laughed. Realized I had heard it the week before at the previous meeting.
#7 When you see someone waving and think its directed to you and begin to wave back just to learn it was meant for the person behind you.
Source: KoRReaction
#8 Walking towards someone, you both step to same side, then swap, then swap, then swap, then just stand there looking at each other...
#9 PC repair tech here. When you are troubleshooting with a client and you go to type google.com in the address bar and the history of "girls xxx" and the like flood the drop down menu. They know you saw it, you know you saw it, but neither of you say anything.
#10 The left hanging high five... You can't cover that shit... (Abort Abort!!)
#11 When you run into someone you want to talk to but they are talking to someone else and you stand there waiting for them to finish.
#12 When you talk on the phone and interrupt each other over and over, eventually ending up with dead air, and "no, you go ahead"
#13 Breaking up with the person you live with.
#14 Failing to hear what somebody has said after repeating it several times. It's too embarrassing on both behalf's to keep saying "what?" So you hope that a nod and slight chuckle will be an appropriate answer to whatever it was they said.
#15 When you say goodbye to somebody but realise you're both walking the same way.
#16 Getting an ultrasound of my nuts by a woman whose daughter I dated in high school tops the list for me.
#17 When you go to shake someone's hand and you only were able to latch on to a small awkward part of their hand for the shake.
#18 Pizza Delivery Guy: "Enjoy" "...you too"
#19 Eating something horrible that your friend/family member has made for you
#20 The next time you talk to the girl who said no to a date. *Sniffles*
#21 Asking non-pregnant women when they're due.
#22 A pre-warmed toilet seat... awkward and comfortable at the same time.
#23 When you're telling a story, and you realize midway through how horrible it's going and how worse it's getting with each word, yet you press onward hoping that by some miracle the ending will make it all worthwhile, even though deep down you know only the sweet release of death could save you from the awkward moment following it all.
#24 When you call a girl and someone else picks up and you realize it's a fake number she gave you.
#25 When you're watching a movie with your family and there's a loud, seemingly endless sex scene...
#26 This one always happens to me at work.. I'm walking down a long stretch and a coworker is waking toward me..30 seconds of silently walking toward someone. How long until you make eye contact? I just focus on one thing until I get close enough to say hello.. But I never know if I'm doing it right!
#27 "Hi gorgeous, how are you?" "Oh, I'm really well tha-wow, okay sorry you weren't talking to me hahaha oh no what a time to be alive."
#28 Being left alone with a person you kinda know yet have no interest in getting to know better.
#29 When you're trying to take a sly picture of someone or something and you leave the flash on.
#30 The hallway stare down. Do you say hello? Wait, they're not looking. Do I pretend to not see them until they get closer and then quickly smile? Do I say hi? Maybe I should say nothing. Oh god, and then when it happens twice in the same day.
#32 Putting a dirty plate in the sink when someone is doing the dishes.
#33 Walking in an elevator that only one person is in and it smells like fart.
#34 Clogging a toilet at someone else's house.
Have fun.
Copyright to http://news.distractify.com/culture/what-situation-will-always-be-awkward/ (http://news.distractify.com/culture/what-situation-will-always-be-awkward/)
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Was caught by my mother with a joint in my hand , gg, RIP me.
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I've read most of these moments on 9gag...
9GaG is not a robot, people experience things, and accept it or not the most popular things on 9gag are things that people experienced themself, this is why the have to laugh, as they werent the only ones. (Remember that test? "Read carefully before starting doing etc." 80% of ever student did that, and it was on top of 9gag.
1 More akward thing happend to me.
I never met our president at work. Today that bish walked into our comapny and came upstairs, so I told him, if he is searching for anyone and that he shouldent be here without somone letting him.
gege fisu gege.
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I've read most of these moments on 9gag...
9GaG is not a robot, people experience things, and accept it or not the most popular things on 9gag are things that people experienced themself, this is why the have to laugh, as they werent the only ones. (Remember that test? "Read carefully before starting doing etc." 80% of ever student did that, and it was on top of 9gag.
1 More akward thing happend to me.
I never met our president at work. Today that bish walked into our comapny and came upstairs, so I told him, if he is searching for anyone and that he shouldent be here without somone letting him.
gege fisu gege.
Le smart fisu trying to prove Ray wrong by explaining something that he doesn't know Ray has more knowledge in.
It's 9GAG not 9GaG.
And it's not a robot.. just some funny posts by members there...
And i do recall most of these awkward moments there.
For example: slapping gf's mother's ass instead of my gf's. That's a GIF that i saw on 9gag
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I've read most of these moments on 9gag...
9GaG is not a robot, people experience things, and accept it or not the most popular things on 9gag are things that people experienced themself, this is why the have to laugh, as they werent the only ones. (Remember that test? "Read carefully before starting doing etc." 80% of ever student did that, and it was on top of 9gag.
1 More akward thing happend to me.
I never met our president at work. Today that bish walked into our comapny and came upstairs, so I told him, if he is searching for anyone and that he shouldent be here without somone letting him.
gege fisu gege.
Le smart fisu trying to prove Ray wrong by explaining something that he doesn't know Ray has more knowledge in.
It's 9GAG not 9GaG.
And it's not a robot.. just some funny posts by members there...
And i do recall most of these awkward moments there.
For example: slapping gf's mother's ass instead of my gf's. That's a GIF that i saw on 9gag
You sometimes seriously act so retarted, it's unbelievable. ;D
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Both of you shutup, one more post that isn't related to the topic will be deleted.
Alright Mr. Koray, but please dont warn me :(
fish
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cumming on my cat
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cumming on my cat
It will be more scary if he actually likes the taste and wants more xD
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cumming on my cat
It will be more scary if he actually likes the taste and wants more xD
It's like
With Ice cream
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My dad was checking out the news on the computer, and I went out from my room to take a drink, then we meet in the hallway and he was like "Y'all having sex in school?Check out the news"...I was like wtf and I just moved along and went to my room without any clue till I actually read this.I just acted like I never heard him lol.
So...My school is famous for something, sex, fightings and drugs.And finally we are famous enough to go in a few new portals.
- http://www.telegrafi.com/lajme/droge-seks-e-rrahje-ne-afersi-te-gjimnazit-ne-prizren-2-58396.html (http://www.telegrafi.com/lajme/droge-seks-e-rrahje-ne-afersi-te-gjimnazit-ne-prizren-2-58396.html) -
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Yesterday I was watching OPINION (kinda news) and there were 3 C4 explosions (tritol) but 1 of them was kinda funny (the last one). After he had setup 3 C4 , planter told to the one who paid him that all C4 were ready, and then, the one who paid him triggered C4 (with phone) killing the planter and walking away with his money :D . Well, in albania have been a lot of explosions, but this is kinda failed.
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cumming on my cat
It will be more scary if he actually likes the taste and wants more xD
Well it would be the scariest if it got pregnant and actually gave birth to half human-kitten that speaks and meows :D XD
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Mine would be..
I was in the 8th grade, me and my class was on stage performing random stuff in front of anyone. We had to get in a straight line behind each other (like girl,boy,girl,boy) and yes, I stood behind a hot girl (my classmate obviously), she began randomly taunting about anal at first. That was before performing. (LOL).
Then, in the moment we all appeared on the stage, I was in the straight line behind this girl, and guess what.... I got a boner. I was then like (where's the trapdoor when you need it). Luckily I had poofy trousers put on there lol. :D
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Mine would be..
I was in the 8th grade, me and my class was on stage performing random stuff in front of anyone. We had to get in a straight line behind each other (like girl,boy,girl,boy) and yes, I stood behind a hot girl (my classmate obviously), she began randomly taunting about anal at first. That was before performing. (LOL).
Then, in the moment we all appeared on the stage, I was in the straight line behind this girl, and guess what.... I got a boner. I was then like (where's the trapdoor when you need it). Luckily I had poofy trousers put on there lol. :D
She taunts about it, she wants the D !!!! GIVE HER THE D !!!!
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Mine would be..
I was in the 8th grade, me and my class was on stage performing random stuff in front of anyone. We had to get in a straight line behind each other (like girl,boy,girl,boy) and yes, I stood behind a hot girl (my classmate obviously), she began randomly taunting about anal at first. That was before performing. (LOL).
Then, in the moment we all appeared on the stage, I was in the straight line behind this girl, and guess what.... I got a boner. I was then like (where's the trapdoor when you need it). Luckily I had poofy trousers put on there lol. :D
(http://i.memeful.com/media/post/WdNgXAw_700wa_0.gif)
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Mine would be..
I was in the 8th grade, me and my class was on stage performing random stuff in front of anyone. We had to get in a straight line behind each other (like girl,boy,girl,boy) and yes, I stood behind a hot girl (my classmate obviously), she began randomly taunting about anal at first. That was before performing. (LOL).
Then, in the moment we all appeared on the stage, I was in the straight line behind this girl, and guess what.... I got a boner. I was then like (where's the trapdoor when you need it). Luckily I had poofy trousers put on there lol. :D
(http://i.memeful.com/media/post/WdNgXAw_700wa_0.gif)
LOL :D
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my big brother caught me fapping while i was watching hentai :( @dEEE xD
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my big brother caught me fapping while i was watching hentai :( @dEEE xD
WHAT HENTAI WAS IT :D
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my big brother caught me fapping while i was watching hentai :( @dEEE xD
Oh good lord, I've never been caught watching hentai, just yet. I've been caught watching anime and my dad was like " Are you seriously watching this? " and then he just left with a dissapointed look on his face and I... I don't know man that was pretty awkward...
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my big brother caught me fapping while i was watching hentai :( @dEEE xD
Oh good lord, I've never been caught watching hentai, just yet. I've been caught watching anime and my dad was like " Are you seriously watching this? " and then he just left with a dissapointed look on his face and I... I don't know man that was pretty awkward...
lel -,- even my neighbours knows that i watch anime -,-not even my parents
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A couple of things,
I called my teacher mum a couple of times
My best friends mum died, At her wake i got extremely drunk and threw up in her best friends shoe. lovely.
Ripped my trousers and work once, everyone could see most of my arse all shift.
That exact day, saw some hot girls who had this extremely tight top on, the button bust open when i was serving her and i had the most awkward erection.
Got caught having sex once, interesting.
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once I was wearing white trousers on school, and on my chair was a drop of red paint, I sat on it, and my ass was red, and it looked like i was having periods. :(
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The president of our company (WHICH I HAVE NEVER SEEN) was walking on the top of the floor of the company. As my office is here and I did not see any badge of him I was like: "I'm sorry Mr. but you're not allowed to access this floor without permission".
He: Laughed and said, when I was in this company, you weren't even born.
gg