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Recycling => National Archives => Off-Topic Archive => Topic started by: ♪♪♫ Toxic☆Hunter ツ on August 26, 2011, 04:39:40 pm
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I'll keep adding if I find some cool quotes, but now let's start :D<Khassaki> HI EVERYBODY!!!!!!!!!!<Judge-Mental> try pressing the the Caps Lock key<Khassaki> O THANKS!!! ITS SO MUCH EASIER TO WRITE NOW!!!!!!!<Judge-Mental> f*ck me<mage> what should I give sister for unzipping?<Kevyn> Um. Ten bucks?<mage> no I mean like, WinZip?<NES> lol<NES> I download something from Napster<NES> And the same guy I downloaded it from starts downloading it from me when I'm done<NES> I message him and say "What are you doing? I just got that from you"<NES> "getting my song back f*cker"
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ROFL :DI tried this on some dumba55 and it worked xDHe actually typed his pass and I ghosted his nick LOLCthon98> hey, if you type in your pw, it will show as stars<Cthon98> ********* see!<AzureDiamond> hunter2<AzureDiamond> doesnt look like stars to me<Cthon98> <AzureDiamond> *******<Cthon98> thats what I see<AzureDiamond> oh, really?<Cthon98> Absolutely<AzureDiamond> you can go hunter2 my hunter2-ing hunter2<AzureDiamond> haha, does that look funny to you?<Cthon98> lol, yes. See, when YOU type hunter2, it shows to us as *******<AzureDiamond> thats neat, I didnt know IRC did that<Cthon98> yep, no matter how many times you type hunter2, it will show to us as *******<AzureDiamond> awesome!<AzureDiamond> wait, how do you know my pw?<Cthon98> er, I just copy pasted YOUR ******'s and it appears to YOU as hunter2 cause its your pw<AzureDiamond> oh, ok.
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Girl : Lets make loveBoy : Lets listen to dubstepGirl : Wanna do both?Boy : Ok*making love*Police : So she just exploded?!
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Hilarious xDDD<acidwar> last night, tony and I decided to stop off on the way to the party to get some beer<acidwar> we come out of the shop a few minutes later and there's a parking guy writing a ticket<acidwar> tony goes up to him and asks him what the ticket's for, parking guy explains that the car is parked in a no standing zone<acidwar> tony starts abusing him and tells him to cram it up his ass, so the guy writes a ticket for abusing him<Nuzzler> haha<acidwar> so tony gets up him even more, and every time he says something the guy writes another ticket<acidwar> 14 tickets later, the guy gives up and walks off<dendyh0> ...<acidwar> and we both PISS ourselves laughing as we walk back to tony's car around the corner, leaving some poor bastard with 14 parking fines :D<dendyh0> AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA<Nuzzler> ROFL!!
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My uncle said "How can you listen to that screaming and noise" we had a quarell .So, anyone know how to hide a body ? .. <3 DUBSTEP
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ROFL :DI tried this on some dumba55 and it worked xDHe actually typed his pass and I ghosted his nick LOLCthon98> hey, if you type in your pw, it will show as stars<Cthon98> ********* see!<AzureDiamond> hunter2<AzureDiamond> doesnt look like stars to me<Cthon98> <AzureDiamond> *******<Cthon98> thats what I see<AzureDiamond> oh, really?<Cthon98> Absolutely<AzureDiamond> you can go hunter2 my hunter2-ing hunter2<AzureDiamond> haha, does that look funny to you?<Cthon98> lol, yes. See, when YOU type hunter2, it shows to us as *******<AzureDiamond> thats neat, I didnt know IRC did that<Cthon98> yep, no matter how many times you type hunter2, it will show to us as *******<AzureDiamond> awesome!<AzureDiamond> wait, how do you know my pw?<Cthon98> er, I just copy pasted YOUR ******'s and it appears to YOU as hunter2 cause its your pw<AzureDiamond> oh, ok.
hahaha this made me laugh :D
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Here's another one I find very hilarious xD* Snake is now known as Snake|Food* Magus steals snakes food* Snake|Food is now known as Snake|<Magus> lol<Magus> score!* Snake| is now known as Snake[[Food]]<@Snake[[Food]]> it's in a cage<@Snake[[Food]]> leave alone<Magus> fux
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Lol toxic ahahgahahahahai dont get it
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Lol toxic ahahgahahahahai dont get it
You don't get what? Food? Yeah, coz it's in a cage xD
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Lol toxic ahahgahahahahai dont get it
You don't get what? Food? Yeah, coz it's in a cage xD
aaaah ok manI get it now roflmao
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haha lol :D<Storm> Ah sh1t theres a fire in the dorms<Storm> Guess I should leave, brb<Zekk> Hhmm.... that sucks<Storm> Whew, it got put out<Zekk> Everything OK?<Storm> Yea, we are thinking about starting another one to get all the chicks out there in their underwear again =P<Mosswing> anyone here got berserk series ?¿<Mosswing> in DivX format<^cell^> i got a boner<^cell^> does that count?<Mosswing> what is boner ?¿<Mosswing> is it good?<^cell^> yeah man<^cell^> everyone has a boner<^cell^> why dont you?<Mosswing> how many episodes?<Mosswing> i would like it too if it is great :)Mom: Where were you last night?Son: Studying with my friends.Mom: Don't lie.Son: Alright, I was at a stripper club.Mom: DID YOU SEE ANYTHING THERE THAT YOU WERE NOT SUPPOSED TO SEE?!?!?Son: yeh...I saw dad.
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I'll keep adding if I find some cool quotes, but now let's start :D<Khassaki> HI EVERYBODY!!!!!!!!!!<Judge-Mental> try pressing the the Caps Lock key<Khassaki> O THANKS!!! ITS SO MUCH EASIER TO WRITE NOW!!!!!!!<Judge-Mental> f*ck me<mage> what should I give sister for unzipping?<Kevyn> Um. Ten bucks?<mage> no I mean like, WinZip?<NES> lol<NES> I download something from Napster<NES> And the same guy I downloaded it from starts downloading it from me when I'm done<NES> I message him and say "What are you doing? I just got that from you"<NES> "getting my song back f*cker"
mouhahahahahaha xD i love that last one
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I'll keep adding if I find some cool quotes, but now let's start :D<Khassaki> HI EVERYBODY!!!!!!!!!!<Judge-Mental> try pressing the the Caps Lock key<Khassaki> O THANKS!!! ITS SO MUCH EASIER TO WRITE NOW!!!!!!!<Judge-Mental> f*ck me<mage> what should I give sister for unzipping?<Kevyn> Um. Ten bucks?<mage> no I mean like, WinZip?<NES> lol<NES> I download something from Napster<NES> And the same guy I downloaded it from starts downloading it from me when I'm done<NES> I message him and say "What are you doing? I just got that from you"<NES> "getting my song back f*cker"
mouhahahahahaha xD i love that last one
Yeah, one of the best :D
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<RedShift> Lol you mad bro ?<sami<3> Raged quit ...
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<RedShift> Lol you mad bro ?<sami<3> Raged quit ...
You said u would wanted peace...But u start bashing pplThats not peace you know..
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yea, then he make leave topic and still come back wanting peace -.-
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Q: Why is Skrillex so bad at fishing?A: He always drops the bass.
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ROFL :DI tried this on some dumba55 and it worked xDHe actually typed his pass and I ghosted his nick LOLCthon98> hey, if you type in your pw, it will show as stars<Cthon98> ********* see!<AzureDiamond> hunter2<AzureDiamond> doesnt look like stars to me<Cthon98> <AzureDiamond> *******<Cthon98> thats what I see<AzureDiamond> oh, really?<Cthon98> Absolutely<AzureDiamond> you can go hunter2 my hunter2-ing hunter2<AzureDiamond> haha, does that look funny to you?<Cthon98> lol, yes. See, when YOU type hunter2, it shows to us as *******<AzureDiamond> thats neat, I didnt know IRC did that<Cthon98> yep, no matter how many times you type hunter2, it will show to us as *******<AzureDiamond> awesome!<AzureDiamond> wait, how do you know my pw?<Cthon98> er, I just copy pasted YOUR ******'s and it appears to YOU as hunter2 cause its your pw<AzureDiamond> oh, ok.
LOOOL!!!
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LOL I wish I did this, pity I did not remembered something like that :DThe teacher puts 2x + 5x2 ÷ -8 + 21aOn the board and tells me, "solve the problem"...I get up, and erase the board, problem solved!
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LOL I wish I did this, pity I did not remembered something like that :DThe teacher puts 2x + 5x2 ÷ -8 + 21aOn the board and tells me, "solve the problem"...I get up, and erase the board, problem solved!
hhaah lool
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LOL I wish I did this, pity I did not remembered something like that :DThe teacher puts 2x + 5x2 ÷ -8 + 21aOn the board and tells me, "solve the problem"...I get up, and erase the board, problem solved!
XD ;D ;D ;D
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What Men really mean:-Its good beer = It was on saleI broke up with her = She dumped meThats interesting dear = Are you still talkingThats womens work = Its difficult,dirty & thanklessCan I help with dinner? = Why isnt my dinner ready?What did I do this time? = What did you catch me doing?You expect too much of me = You want me to stay awakeWe share the housework = I make the mess,she cleans it upI left plenty of petrol in the car = You may actually get it to startHave you lost weight? = I just spent our last 60 on a cordless drillThis relationship is getting too serious = I like you more than my carYou look terrific = Oh God,please dont try on any more outfits,I'm starvingI'll take you to a fancy restaurant = Someplace that doesnt have a drive thruI missed you = I can't find any socks,the kids are hungry & were out of bog rollWhat do you mean,you need new clothes? = You just bought new clothes 3yrs agoI'v got my reasons for what I'm doing = And I sure hope I think of some pretty soonDear Spell checker, Yes i have spelt favourite wrong, and colour and maybe centre and theatre. But that is the British way, and as i am British i will spell it the British way. So i am asking politely if you would bog off with underlining them words. Thank you. (:
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Lol @ Jason1+
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Dear JasonThis forum has built in fully updated spellchecker and don't like Uk nabs, So excuse for my racist behavior, but i still like Americans more then British grammar.RegardsAmbrosia Spammer Spellchecker
American grammar is for noobs :D
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i lyk americano grammer
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Dear JasonThis forum has built in fully updated spellchecker and don't like Uk nabs, So excuse for my racist behavior, but i still like Americans more then British grammar.RegardsAmbrosia Spammer Spellchecker
American grammar is for noobs :D
Dear ToxicIm so pro of owning this community RegardsSpellchecker
We no speek Amerikano ツ
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I dont use any garmmarchecker..Its up to my brainzz
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ROFL :DI tried this on some dumba55 and it worked xDHe actually typed his pass and I ghosted his nick LOLCthon98> hey, if you type in your pw, it will show as stars<Cthon98> ********* see!<AzureDiamond> hunter2<AzureDiamond> doesnt look like stars to me<Cthon98> <AzureDiamond> *******<Cthon98> thats what I see<AzureDiamond> oh, really?<Cthon98> Absolutely<AzureDiamond> you can go hunter2 my hunter2-ing hunter2<AzureDiamond> haha, does that look funny to you?<Cthon98> lol, yes. See, when YOU type hunter2, it shows to us as *******<AzureDiamond> thats neat, I didnt know IRC did that<Cthon98> yep, no matter how many times you type hunter2, it will show to us as *******<AzureDiamond> awesome!<AzureDiamond> wait, how do you know my pw?<Cthon98> er, I just copy pasted YOUR ******'s and it appears to YOU as hunter2 cause its your pw<AzureDiamond> oh, ok.
ROFL
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Short but fun one :DGuy: "Can I F**k Your Daughter?"Father: "WHAT??"Guy: "I Said Can I Have A Glass Of Water?" :D
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Girl: Baby, I'm on my period...Guy: Thank god I'm a vampire. ;)
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Height of foolz :DGIRL : Say you love me! Say you love me!BOY : You love me...GIRL : If we become engaged will you give me a ringBOY : Sure, what's your phone number?GIRL : Darling, I want to dance like this forever.BOY : Don't you ever want to improve...
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GIRL: what are you drinking?MAN: i'm drinkin the magic beerGIRL: magic ! what does it do ?MAN: i'll show u then he jumped out of d window n fly around d... tower n returnedGIRL: i want to try D magic beer plz plz plzBOY: hey waiter , bring her D same beer i ordered D girl drink it and jumped out of Dwindow but she fell down n diedD WAITER TURNED 2 D MAN NSAID: """""SUPERMAN""""""" You r a very bad manwhen ur drunk..xD
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mmm magic beer soo toxic WHERE CAN I GET 1?!?! ???